Bless up, family! Your favourite journalist here, straight outta Kingston, with di real talk on dis Apple ting. Mi tell yuh, di way dem big tech companies a move, it mek yuh haffi wonder if dem tink wi born yesterday.

WHEN the world is in a mess,

With your head in a spin.

If your heart has been broken into pieces,

And the current world environment is wearing you thin...

Then reach out to our Boxhead! The answer you get might not be the right one, but it will always leave you with a smile on your dial and a new thought in your coconut. Today Master Oliver has a question:

This morning’s news that Israel has massacred “at least” another 40 Palestinians barely rates a mention by ABC News online, with the report far down its front page, below a story about a Kenyan triple Olympic gold medalist who wears a “special, body-mapped 3D-printed bra and a drag-reducing headband too.”

A country that has no nuclear arsenal is attacked by two that have, including the only country on Earth to have actually used nuclear bombs on civilians. Using B-2 bombers, the USA has attacked three Iranian nuclear facilities, joining Israel’s unprovoked and completely illegal war against Iran.

Well, boys 'n girls, I be find'n dat what we git here be a Max Gross split personality. I been sluth'n on this Max Gross feller fer a good bit. Caught 'm doi'n some CIA work 'long time ago. Then, he pop up here on Xenox News! I sluthed 'm here too. But, ya tain't gonna gander at what I jest figured out.