Mad Max Gross analyses the first and last Turnbull government Budget
Well, damned if I was going to waste my time listening to that rabid feckin' junkyard dog Scutt Morrison sprewk the usual LIEbral bullshit as they kick the poor and pander to the rich so I watched an episode of Heston Blumenthal doing weird shit to food on SBS-on-Demand instead.
Later, I turned to the news online and got no further than "Mr Morrison said..." before my gag reflex kicked in.
DESPERATE BUT NOT SERIOUS
Innovative Xenox News reporteur Max Gross get's excited about the demise of Malcolm Grech
The reign of muddling Malcolm Turnbull PM looks set to be more fleeting than even that of the abysmal Tony Abbott.
Watching his pop poll percentage shrinking, this week Turnbull rolled the dice in a desperate attempt to cling to his recently acquired prime ministership.
Using the LNP's idealogical putsch to reinstate the Australian Building and Construction Commission (ABCC) to trigger an early federal election through a Double Dissolution of parliament, Turnbull - like Abbott - has apparently decided that if he cannot run the joint he will wreck the joint.
The problem of time has consumed the minds of the greatest philosophers and scientists. What is it? How long is it? Will it ever end?
Now. Some progress has been made…
Man... This town.
The violence. Endemic, and filled with sexual menace. It has always been there. From when it arose out of the swamps of the Yarra River…
Fueling this violence has been the Gangs of Melbourne.