Boxhead has the wisdom of the world wrapped up inside his nogging. Encased in his cardboard box his eyes see all. So if you have a problem that's stopping you from making the most of your life why not drop him a line.
Today Boxy is helping Larry who has written in with some personal issues...
My travels around the world have led me to many wondrous places. From the opium dens of Osh to the dusty back roads of the Argentinian Pampas, I have seen it all.
But during my travels one city has always stuck out in my mind. That gleaming beacon of free enterprise: Hong Kong.
He is the new leader of a vibrant and dynamic country that is rapidly climbing up the economic ladder to success.
Experts and scholars agree that Narendra Modi is a unique talent who will change the face of India, and perhaps the world, forever.
AUSSIE PM ABBOTT HAS A WARGASM
As Australia's prime sinister Tony Abbott releases more flying cows to splatter stunned punters with manure, Xenox News' raving report Max Gross remains alert but not alarmed
"In our time, political speech and writing are largely the defence of the indefensible" - George Orwell, Politics and the English Language, 1946
"The life of the Iraqi citizen is going to dramatically improve" - George W. Bush, 2003
"Neither Jewish morality nor Jewish tradition can negate the use of terror as a means of battle" - Stern Gang, 1943
Here in Australia, when an "economic crisis" and "budget emergency" won't fool the punters and pundits and there's always that good old reliable standby: wargasm.