When Daffy fucked Daisy. What to do when Cartoon Porn runs Rampant

Critical Public Culture study can result in diabolical pornographic idiocy.

What is it about cartoon sex? Ribald images of anthroporeatomised creatures getting it on in all sorts of ways...

Even better when it is our own proud culture doing it; rather than those heinous Nips and their perverted Hentei rubbish.

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BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

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LNP scorched earth agenda ramps up after scraping back into government

Raving reporteur for Xenox News, Max Gross, strikes back after two weeks of lying under the dining table in abject despair amid the post-election blues!

• “That’s a slogan, not a policy” – Anthony Albanese
• “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want too test a man’s character, give him power” – Abraham Lincoln
• “He who wins through fraud is not a winner” – Umar ibn al-Khattab (Al-Farooq)
• “Aussies are happy in their materialistic world as long as water is coming out of the tap and nothing bad lands on their doorstep” – Sue C.

There is a scene in Beneath The Planet Of The Apes where the last surviving “intelligent” humans are praying in the nuked remains of a cathedral and, in a moment of awful revelation to the long-suffering Nova and Brent as a nuclear missile rises from a silo underfoot, pull their faces off to reveal the grotesque, skinless reality beneath human-looking masks: these “humans” are deranged mutants intent of destroying the entire planet and everything on it.

That’s precisely how I felt when early on Election Night it became obvious that not only had Labor lost the “unlosable election” but that interim PM Morrison – the cack-handed Pentacostal nutter, that smug, barking, smirking used car salesman and interim leader of the raving rightwing wingnut LNP – had won.

My fellow Australians were revealed as grotesque freaks intent on destroying the world.

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Democracy not what it is cracked up to be...

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Sometimes it's just gotta be direct action.

Aussie Election 2019!

Aussie elections. Do they never fucking end? That’s the way it seems to us at least...

Nonetheless, you can be sure XenoxNews.com will be there. Covering the election like Barnaby eyeballing a winsome lass in a Tamworth Pub.

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