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Who is this cunt?

Inspired by perpetual discussions about the new grey areas the inte...

My house

My house

Consists of a hut in a deep wood
a mud hut set in the side of a hill...

AUSSIE ABOS CHROMING THAR BRAINS...

White Australians 've long pondered on why Abos ain't too smart and...

Man taken off Planet

He was here, but now he is gone. The mystery of his disappearance h...

 

Getting Away with Larceny, Theft and Murder in 2009

Getting Away with Larceny, Theft and Murder in 2009

As he doffs his party hat and stacks the freezer with vodka, Xenox News’s raving reporter Max Gross ruminates ...

BIZARRO WORLD

BIZARRO WORLD Can you name a recently created nation that can demand that another nation that was once a global superpower c...

What I've Just Done

What I've Just Done

I just come back from the dunny.

Man I laid a foot long turd! A foot long at least! Curled up in the pan like a...

The globalist free market promises universal relief

A sinister technocratic organization is once again
asserting its evil vortex of mendacious hope
as it promises u...

What did James Bond really look like?

What did James Bond really look like?

Reading a book, one cannot perhaps fully visualise the physiognomy of the characters outlined by an author. Th...

2009 Grand Final Nazi Review

Of course Hitler is a Saint's supporter. The colour's match don't they?

I was up to it before

I was up to it before

But now it is out of me.

Stolen like a Getty Image. The tiny little dreams I had.

Cease and desist they cry!

Sir,...

Marching Band

Marching Band

I remember visiting and Max and Trunk were there
I'm pretty sure that Tex was there too
It was a long time ago
bu...

I touch your feet

I stand wrapped in shadows, cold,
a colony of ants for the apocalypse.

A dream of blood. I touch your feet, fora...
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