Our Boxhead. What a legend. He'd make a better PM than Tony, Bill, or Malcolm. With him at the helm Australia would be great again!
But for now he is content to solve any of your problems you care to send him. Today he has a question from Jester Moment...
There is always some bogeyman we have to hate. Things don't change. Below is a good example. A letter written to the forerunner of XenoxNews.com, The Argus, from over a century ago. Nowadays you could just substitute Muslim for Catholic.
EXCITING TIMES TO BE A CANNIBAL
"...economic rationalism, a sneer on its face, lays about itself, hacking Australia's fabric without anaesthetic and assuring the screaming patient that at the end of the slashing he'll be grateful" - Tom Kenneally, OUR REPUBLIC
"Style, like sheer silk, too often hides eczema" - Albert Camus, THE FALL
"I'm prepared to take advice on leisure from Prince Philip. He's a world expert on leisure. He's been practising for most of his adult life" - Neil Kinnock, in the Western Mail