Aussie Election 2019!

Aussie elections. Do they never fucking end? That’s the way it seems to us at least...

Nonetheless, you can be sure XenoxNews.com will be there. Covering the election like Barnaby eyeballing a winsome lass in a Tamworth Pub.

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Provocative Questions

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Democracy not what it is cracked up to be...

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BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

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LNP scorched earth agenda ramps up after scraping back into government

Raving reporteur for Xenox News, Max Gross, strikes back after two weeks of lying under the dining table in abject despair amid the post-election blues!

• “That’s a slogan, not a policy” – Anthony Albanese
• “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want too test a man’s character, give him power” – Abraham Lincoln
• “He who wins through fraud is not a winner” – Umar ibn al-Khattab (Al-Farooq)
• “Aussies are happy in their materialistic world as long as water is coming out of the tap and nothing bad lands on their doorstep” – Sue C.

There is a scene in Beneath The Planet Of The Apes where the last surviving “intelligent” humans are praying in the nuked remains of a cathedral and, in a moment of awful revelation to the long-suffering Nova and Brent as a nuclear missile rises from a silo underfoot, pull their faces off to reveal the grotesque, skinless reality beneath human-looking masks: these “humans” are deranged mutants intent of destroying the entire planet and everything on it.

That’s precisely how I felt when early on Election Night it became obvious that not only had Labor lost the “unlosable election” but that interim PM Morrison – the cack-handed Pentacostal nutter, that smug, barking, smirking used car salesman and interim leader of the raving rightwing wingnut LNP – had won.

My fellow Australians were revealed as grotesque freaks intent on destroying the world.

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THE BITCH IS AGAIN IN HEAT

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All You Fascists Are Bound To Lose!

Brecht was right.

“Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the bastard is dead, the bitch that bore him is again in heat”.

And here we are in the 21st Century and the barbarians ARE inside the gates. 

Six years of relentless opportunistic LNP dog-whistling xenophobia, Islamophobia, bigotry and racism has finally paid off: on Friday 15 March a “white supremacist” – an Aussie – murdered 51 people in Christchurch New Zealand as they prayed. Fifty people are injured. The killer went from one mosque to a second before he was arrested by police.

White supremacist, far right, neo-Nazi, Nazi, what’s in a name: they are ALL threats to democracy as we think we know it.

Did I say six years?

Wrong!

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