AUSSIES VOTE FOR ANOTHER WELL-HUNG GOVERNMENT
The 2016 federal election is over but counting continues in drip-feed fashion as the nation teeters on a rusty razor's edge and voters yawn, roll over and go back to watching My Kitchen Rules.
At the time of writing, the count has LNP at 68 seats confirmed, the ALP 67, and 10 undecided with mere decimal points to make the call one way or the other.
The magic number is 76. Whichever party reaches it gets to squeeze the rubber chicken for the next three years.
The final outcome may not be known for days. Or weeks!
But one thing is blazingly obvious: Turnbull has muffed it.
Another year, another Aussie election.
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