Key XenoxNews.com commentator and political thinker Ricardovitz has had a run in with the police.
It seems he got busted for breastfeeding from his mom in the KFC.
Gallipoli 1915 – 2015
Xenox News' man-on-the-smut, raving reporter Max Gross, joins the piss parade in Melbourne commemorating the spat between Queen Victoria's grandchildren King George V, Kaiser Wilhelm II and Tsar Nicholas II
“The pioneers of a warless world are the young men (and women) who refuse military service” - Albert Einstein
“War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace” - Thomas Mann
“The Gallipoli peninsula (; Gelibolu Yarımadası; Καλλίπολη i.e. "beautiful city") is located in Turkish Thrace (or East Thrace), the European part of Turkey, with the Aegean Sea to the west and the Dardanelles straits to the east. Gallipoli derives its name from the Greek "Καλλίπολις" ( Kallipolis), meaning "Beautiful City". Καλλίπολις, Henry George Liddell, Robert Scott, A Greek-English Lexicon, on Perseus In antiquity, it was known as the Thracian Chersonese, from Θρακική Χερσόνησος (Chersonesus Thracica)” - http://www.upcscavenger.com/wiki/gallipoli/#page=wiki
“Well ya play that Tarantella, all the hounds they start to roar” - Tom Waits
Who'd have guessed it? That those tough old Diggers who crawled out of Suvla Bay and on to the cliffs of Gallipoli, all those years ago, would still be celebrated today in tale and in song?
And why shouldn't they be? Didn't they die so we wouldn't have to eat Halal food!
And of course XenoxNews.com has always been at the forefront of the celebrations. Just check out the stuff below the line for all the proof you need...
In a fit of distemper caused by no sleep in 36 hours, too much sobriety and too much black coffee - not to mention being bludgeoned into enfuriated misery by another example of the mainstream media reducing news reporting to either an inane soundbite or a uproar of idiocy - XN reporter Max Gross observes a shared condition between Richie Benaud and W.H. Auden (Yes, you read that right).
The death of former cricket player and talking head Richie Benaud at the far too young age of 84 has prompted Australia's pestilential, sub-cutaneous eruption Prime Minister Lord Muck to offer Benaud's family a state funeral.
Even drug-and-alcohol-addled Xenox News afficionados are alert to the glaring fact that only Mr Benaud has shuffled off this mortal coil, not his entire grieving famiglia.
No surprise they knocked back Tony One-note back in preference for a quiet, private ritual of the passing of a loved one. The twat would have hogged a photo op, winked and remarked "shit happens!"