He is the new leader of a vibrant and dynamic country that is rapidly climbing up the economic ladder to success.
Experts and scholars agree that Narendra Modi is a unique talent who will change the face of India, and perhaps the world, forever.
AUSSIE PM ABBOTT HAS A WARGASM
As Australia's prime sinister Tony Abbott releases more flying cows to splatter stunned punters with manure, Xenox News' raving report Max Gross remains alert but not alarmed
"In our time, political speech and writing are largely the defence of the indefensible" - George Orwell, Politics and the English Language, 1946
"The life of the Iraqi citizen is going to dramatically improve" - George W. Bush, 2003
"Neither Jewish morality nor Jewish tradition can negate the use of terror as a means of battle" - Stern Gang, 1943
Here in Australia, when an "economic crisis" and "budget emergency" won't fool the punters and pundits and there's always that good old reliable standby: wargasm.
1st Anniversary of Australia's Abbottoir
There's a wise old Turkish proverb: one disaster is worth a thousand words of advice.
And, concerning Team Abbott's prospects, Xenox News' reporteur-sans-fromage Max Gross reckons he can name that disaster: James Ashby.
Tony Abbott's juvenile, bovver-boy government of extremist ideology, obscurantism and incompetence has come of age with just one wafer-thin pre-election promise kept.
When the man who would become Australia's worst prime minister ever and head the worst Australian government ever, vowed his self-righteous reign would hold "no surprises", those of us who have watched his rise through the ranks of the rank Fiberal Party we knew all too well what to expect.
Abbott's mentor, former Fiberal PM "Honest" John Howard's mean and tricky assault on the marginalised, the weak and the poor of this country was akin to a creeping barrage, calculated, devious and devastating. Tony Abbott escalated the Howard era assault to full-scale class warfare, a massive blitzkrieg on all fronts, in the apparent belief that this is the final putsch, his one and only chance to do his bit to entrench the power and influence of his class of privileged leeches, spivs and bigots and to prove himself to his born-to-rort peers.
Xenox News saw it coming.
In our special series on the War to End all Wars, XenoxNews.com will tell you the stories the others keep hidden. That’s because unlike the pathetic patriotic crap dished up by the lamestream media, XenoxNews.com scribes have actually been working. They have been researching the role played by all the nations involved, not just the usual players. The stories they have uncovered will amaze you. Tales of apparitions, spiritual visitations, and just the plain old bizarre, events that really happened during the First World War and shaped the world we live in today.
First up, a story about the little known Siege of Van which took place in the Caucasus …