Smokin' Joe's Fabulous Fiscal Fellatio!
Max Gross, raving reporteur for Xenox News analyses the federal treasurer's second crack at an abacus and tallies Team Abbott's score card, concluding that whoops there goes another rubbery plan!
“I don't want anyone saying this is an unfair budget” - Tony Abbott PM, 2015
“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them” - Samuel Butler, 1912
“Promise anything, guarantee nothing” - Max Gross, 2015
“I'll stick a pig's leg up your cunt until your back teeth rattle” - traditional Japanese insult, undated
They say the quality of a countries politicians reflects the pool of talent in the wider community. For Australia I have never had much faith in both, but it seems like that we really have hit rock bottom.
In fact it is so bad that now the Prunts are in charge.
Key XenoxNews.com commentator and political thinker Ricardovitz has had a run in with the police.
It seems he got busted for breastfeeding from his mom in the KFC.