intelligence operation?
A systematic attempt by aliens to infiltrate and
steal classified files on the Third Reich's
Diabolical Orbiting Superweapon was thwarted by
the posting of this message.
This message was sent as a "demonstration" to the
aliens to show them our civilization will not be
mocked, and we know that they are here to give
anal probes.
No matter how quiet we try to be now it's too late
to prevent alien invaders. Earthlings may have
lost all their teeth, but they can still give a
nasty suck!
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Mr Beatitude
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Alien invaders and the appearance of UFOs are a manifestation of a perceptual region, and are nothing like what is conventionally interpreted as a collection of hard and fast flying steel tin plates, nor little greeen men. (regardless of their size) The UFO phenomena is here to remind us that science has lost its way. The UFO phenomenon/energy defies logic; pointing the way to the future of mankind where the imagination is reality and matter less tangible. |
Ricardovitz
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They cain't git here, you nutty fools. We's 'bout a 1000 year space ride from the nearest planet outside our own solar system. Ain't no bug-eyed, skinny greys driven no rocket ship for 1000 years to see a bunch of lesser animals squirt'n and fartin all over themselves. And, if a bunch of bug-eyed greys did take a 1000 year rocket ride to visit us, they ain't conspiricying with the likes of Rudd or other pinko-commies to take over the world. Most likely what the bug-eyeds would do is take one look at the monkey-coons, or aborigionees or slant-eyeds and say "this ain't no class-A timeshare resort like the brochours said" go git their lawier and sue the crap out of the outfit that sold them the bunk tour. Nor is they gonna bother commin to Dixie or Yankeeland 'cause we don't even want funny lookin wetbacks in our countries - why the hell is we gonna let bug-eyed darkies 'cross our border - just more of the same crap we's tryin to git rid of. |
The_Exorcist
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So, how about showing the real alien face behind your human mask, mister "no aliens" from God knows what galaxy? Where are your bases concealed, you ungodly green thing from an alien Hell? I can see through your black magic from outer space, and I know all about you shape-shifting reptiloids and your buddies. Humans will never bend the knee to creatures that have no knees. You will collect no tribute from us. We will castrate the traitor politicians who sold-out - then we'll come for you lot. |
Steve
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What a patently brilliant idea. They are actually bred in giantic aquariums around the globe... where else? Man, this article made my day! |
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