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Northern Territory UFO Update

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They are out there. And they are coming for our women.


Those little green men and their flying machines!


Seems that Australia's Northern Territory is under siege from an alien invasion. Maybe we can send Uncle Rebus to Darwin with his laser pointer ray gun to stop them?


I mean, really, how much longer can we allow these UFOniks the right to vote? They are dragging us back into an intellectual dark age!


Dr IP Freely


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LordyLordyLordy said:

Here you go: http://www.ufoterritory.com.au/

This place has all the 'facts' on UFOs in the top end. Even got some videos of them.
April 29, 2010

Slim Kettle said:

I reckon it was one of those alien types that ran off with me Ma. Gets lots of strange things in the Dandenong hills...
April 29, 2010

You can't handle the truth said:

Gaitan’s account, along with seven others, matched up in time and direction to an unknown found in radar data by Powell and Glen Shulze, retired radar specialist. At the same time, 10 military jets were accounted for in the data, including two that traveled from the Naval Air Station Joint Reserve Base in Fort Worth to a military operating area in Oklahoma.

April 30, 2010

You can't handle the truth said:

"It appeared out of nowhere and then sat silently about 150 feet above the water and mangroves on March 27-29 from 10 p.m. until the wee hours of the morning."

April 30, 2010

UFO watch said:

Live UFO cam - keep an eye on the Isles of Capri Weatherbug live camera at Capri Fire-Rescue Station which has previously captured suspected UFO.

This image refreshes every 60 seconds so refresh the page or come back later to help us keep an eye on the area.

April 30, 2010

Voice of Reason said:

Oh dear. Looks like the UFO nuts are out in force today!

Hey boys can you grab some souvenirs from these inter-galactic travelers? I'd love to have a fridge magnet from one of them ;)

There are more idiots out there than you realise...
April 30, 2010

Ma Kettle said:

They are not only in Darwin and Capri. Looks like they are everywhere at the moment goddag!

This reported yesterday:
"Mr Czyz's two friends who were on their way back from the corner shop also spotted the lights at around 9pm and saw others filming it in the street. The lights were followed by three military aircraft which Mr Czyz said patrolled the skies for about 30 minutes."

April 30, 2010

Eyes wide shut? said:

To "Voice of Reason"

I suppose the pilots chasing these 'objects' are idiots also! Who will protect us if our fighter pilots are going nuts also???? Maybe the blinkered cynics on the couches will close their eyes so tightly that the UFOs will not see us?
April 30, 2010

Voice of Reason said:

You loonies are hilarious. How many years have you been chasing after these UFOs? 10, 20, 50 years???
(see I can use lots of '?' too)

When will you clowns climb out of your ignorance and embrace some rationality in your life. All those drugs and hippie new age ideas are corroding your brains.

It is quite simple; there are no little green men flying around our planet. Do you really believe that there is some conspiracy by the governments of the world to hide the 'truth'? You guys are plainly nutters with too much time on your hands. Go out, get a job, and stop peddling your nonsense.
April 30, 2010

Loony Les said:

Maybe there is an upsurge in UFO activity because of the British election? The UK Government has a lot of research and eye witness accounts about UFOs squirreled away. And remember all of them crop circles. Perhaps they are coming close to monitor us?
April 30, 2010

Eyes wide shut said:

Interesting that you raise the cover up. Well the evidence has been so compelling and for so long that now scientists and professors are getting involved.

Perhaps only the most hardened 'flat earther' type sceptics keep dismissing this phenomenon.

But old school old timers are always hardest to convince even if the evidence is all around them.

Eventually these things come to a head.

So, have the governments of the world been hiding the truth or not...

"Hastings says there is a difference between a conspiracy theory and what he presents in his lectures. His presentation, “UFOs – THE SECRET STORY,” is founded on once-secret United States Government files, not mere speculation, he said.

He says the documents he presents are proof that the U.S. Government has employed a plan of secrecy with UFOs.
Throughout the presentation, he presented and read formerly confidential government and military documents describing UFOs around nuclear weapons laboratories, test sites, and weapons storage areas. The documents date back to 1948, the same time period that nuclear weapons were first created and used, and were obtained mostly through the Freedom of Information Act."


Time for you to present some facts "Voice of Reason" otherwise you just sound like a skeptical misinformed old cunt who grumbles about anything and everything. All head in the sand old school bigotry a with no evidence.

April 30, 2010

Voice of Reason said:

I'll read your nonsense when you read mine: http://www.debunker.com/ufo.html

You don't have any facts; just the ravings of gullible witnesses who don't know the difference between an airplane and a 'flying saucer'
April 30, 2010

unibet poker said:

is these really a UFO??
April 30, 2010

Tex Lumbago said:

fucking french, can't even speak english properly
April 30, 2010

Herr Fuckednuckle said:

Oh where is my green head girl? With 3 breasts and multiple labia; you may be a freak but I don't care!

'Cause when you got no pussy any alien one will do...

Yours with a longing for green clit,

hairy Fuckedyouruncle
May 02, 2010

Loony Les said:

I've been watching that capri cam for the last few weeks. All i've seen is the dope bales washing upon the beach; where are those damn UFOs?
May 04, 2010

goddag said:

What about this one. Meteor coming up of the sea? http://www.cbc.ca/canada/newfo...z0mtPCI4xl

May 04, 2010

Dr IP Freely said:

Anyone with an ounce of intelligence can see that is a fake picture. Probably someone flinging a flaming golfball.

Ridiculous. Got any more nonsense to show us?

Dr IP Freely
May 04, 2010

beejay said:

How much is that in metric old timer? What about on Mars?
May 05, 2010

pedantic pete said:

An ounce is approximately 28gms. And as a measure of mass it would be the same on Mars.

Thank you and goodnight.
May 05, 2010

beejay said:

Thanks for that. What if it was travelling approaching the speed of light?
May 05, 2010

pedantic pete said:

It's weight would get heavier but there would be no change in the mass.

Kind Regards,

May 05, 2010

Uhura said:

Despite and perhaps in the face of the sceptics the UFO epidemic continues unabated with eye witness reports streaming in daily. This sighting witnessed by 100s including official police reports.

"I saw hundreds of cars lining the streets including CSI, Boca Police and K-9 units. The police set up a telescope. I asked what the commotion was about, and onlookers pointed to the object… the glaringly white (blinking red, green and blue) object, moving erratically upways, and downways and east and west."

"The police on the telescope mentioned to an onlooker that the object was dome-shaped on top, flat on the bottom with several circular lights on the underneath side. We watched the object as it hung overhead very still while flashing different colors."

May 06, 2010

Dr IP Freelly said:

We are not skeptics of the facts. Just skeptical of the nonsense you UFO nuts peddle.

Dr IP Freely
May 06, 2010

The neighbor said:

Let's set things straight and bypass all of this supposition and rationality pedantry:

If Jonathan Richman says that the UFO man is flying around then the debate ends there.

UFOs are flying around and thats the end of it unless Jonathan says otherwise.
May 06, 2010

Over there... Over there said:

They see them here, they see them there, they see them everywhere.

"MOSCOW — A Russian MP has asked an eccentric regional leader to explain his behaviour after claiming on state television that he was visited at home by aliens in a UFO, media reported Thursday."

"Ilyumzhinov had said in his comments, broadcast in late April, that the aliens appeared in a transparent tube on the balcony of his apartment in Moscow."

May 07, 2010

opaque spheres said:

then heading from my left to right, 6 lights appeared in a triangle formation, i said holy [cms/tg/pd], as it gracefully crossed my line of sight, i noticed the spheres were opaque, beige tinted kinda like the color of the moon through clouds! (there is not a cloud in the sky tonight) as it passed and started to fade it almost appeared to rotate or tumble, and then was gone flying south!

May 14, 2010

Boof said:

Aliens have hijacked a Nasa spacecraft and are using it to try to contact earth, a UFO expert has claimed.

May 15, 2010

Dr IP Freely said:

You morons - you believe any crap. How about some critical thinking? The world is not a conspiracy theory!

Dr IP Freely
May 16, 2010

pinto said:

Yeah? Well go on, tell 'us' what it is then smartarse.
May 16, 2010

Move over Chtullu said:

UFOs? No problemo. Xenox Warriors will come to the rescue.

May 17, 2010

FlimFlamMan said:

But those Xenox warriors look like aliens! They sure ain't speaking english...
May 17, 2010

the fire or the fireman said:

The people harmed by the phenomenon -one of the most important ones of the world's ufology and still under research nowadays -gave several names to the silent and bright objects: “vampire light”, “bug”, “the thing” and mainly “chupa-chupa” (the sucker). They said the objects pilots were beings with the height of 1.20 or 1.30 meter.

The people called it chupa-chupa because of the weird scars the victims bore on their body. The light beam used to leave tiny holes on the skin. Among women, the scars were on their breasts. They seemed to loose blood during the attack

When asked about his personal view of the alien presence on Earth, Lieutenant-Colonel Leo Tércio Sperb demonstrated that he belongs to a lineage of Brazilian military that is quite open and prepared to face the reality of the UFO Phenomenon. He asserted that he thinks “there’s no question about the existence of other intelligences in contact with Earth’s humankind”, and that “contact between them and us is inevitable and will definitely happen in the future”.



July 13, 2010

Shit Scared said:

Wow! If the Brazilian military believe in them then I do as well!
July 13, 2010

They are everywhere at the moment said:

Thousands see astonishing UFO above Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Dateline: 7th July 2010

Hundreds of confused commuters stopped to gaze at the UFO, many joking that the city is being invaded by aliens.

July 13, 2010

They are everywhere at the moment said:

A former police officer saw a UFO and then three ‘children-like’ figures disappear from a field close to the flight path for Stansted Airport in the UK.

Dateline: 5th July 2010

July 13, 2010

Dr IP Freelly said:

You UFO nutjobs are getting all excited at the moment. But just remember; a bright light in the sky doesn't mean the little green men are coming to probe your arses!


Dr IP Freely
July 13, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

Ya ever wonder why nothin but "former" gooberment agents is thar only ones that ever sees l'ill green men in flyin saucers? I reckon its cuz once some boy done goes all stir-crazy and whatnot he cain't even hold down one of them goobeerment-welfare-do-nothin jobs. That thar's the end of the line fer crazy folks. Tain't nothin left ta do fer 'em - gotta render 'em non-violent 'n stuff 'em somewhares normal folks cain't see em.
July 13, 2010

the fire or the fireman said:

developments: Air China crew have come forward saying they saw the UFO while in the air above a nearby airport. Some crew described the UFO as 'magic and alien'.

Dozens of new photos also published from members of the public...

July 14, 2010

Dr IP Freelly said:

Some of those pictures at your link are not even of China! Pathetic.

If you want the facts go here: http://technorati.com/technolo...-in-china/

Keep praying to your UFO gods. Fools.

Dr IP Freely
July 14, 2010

UFO Watch said:

More witnesses to the previously posted Capri sightings:

"It was globe-shaped, and appeared to resemble a huge gyroscope. It hovered about 200 feet over the water in Capri Pass off to the west of us.

With the naked eye, we could see it pulsating a yellow and white light.

With binoculars, each of us could see the exquisite details of the object."
July 14, 2010

Mr Beatitude said:

Rationality is idiotic.
September 15, 2010

Eating death said:

The rationalists over rate themselves forgetting that they are only equipped with a partially evolved primate brain.
September 24, 2010

Dr IP Freelly said:

Mr Beatitude your ignorance is astounding. Maybe you should stop listening to the garbled nonsense from middle aged men purporting to 'channel' secret information to you.

Get a job, get a life, get a brain.

Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist.
September 24, 2010

Chanel the Channel said:

Dr IP Freely is right, Mr Beatitude. Only female mediums have the necessary sensitivity, insight & intuition to be able to channel information from "the other side".

In fact, I have just received a message for Dr IP Freely that goes to the core of his being, and threatens his very identity.

He must attend to his penis before it is too late!...

September 24, 2010

Dr IP Freelly said:

If it wasn't for the rationalist mind Chanel you wouldn't even know there was a prostate.


Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist
September 24, 2010

Chanel the Channel said:

My crystal ball says that your prostate is fine.

It's the impending stricture that is of concern.

My advice is to cease any further carnal relations with your infected relation, Phuk Mei Freely.

She may be a professional, but she's certainly not very rational when it comes to safe sex.

September 24, 2010

Rhonda Boyston said:

Ahh the primate brain; but what other functions does it have?
September 24, 2010

A Brimming Spitoon said:

Somehow... physically impossible. The universe is much to BIG for little green space visitors to pop in for a joy ride.
September 27, 2010

Greg Combat said:

Is it too big, is it too small, will the girls like this, will the girls like that..
September 27, 2010

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