A new Da Vinci painting reveals that the figurehead leader of the "Christianity" cult was not only a hermaphrodite but also stoned out of his gourd on herbs from the wilds of Palestine.

An examination of the painting reveals that the cult leader "Jesus" was heavily under the effects of narcotics, has clear signs of female mammalian protrusions and was also into mysticism through the use of chrystal balls and perhaps similar esoteric gadgets.

Picture: AP Photo/Robert Simon AP

Inspired by the Burmese variety of dirigible we present to you this lovely piece of artwork.

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As I understand it
in art
there are no rules.

So how then, dear art teacher
how
as you are so fond of repeating
should one "break the rules"
if there are none?