Nick Cave gets Monash University Doctorate for 'taking drugs and singing'

Friday, 28 March 2008 22:54 Tired and Fed Up

Aussie 'musician' and well known drug taker Nick Cave has been given an honorary degree of Doctor of Laws from Monash University. He received this honor even though he flunked University the first time.
http://www.monash.edu.au/news/mar08-cave.html

Fuck me. Any dickhead can get a Doctorate nowadays!

So there is a lesson for you children: drop out of uni, get addicted to heroin, yell and scream and call it music, and you too will be rewarded with a 'Doctorate of Laws'.

No wonder this country is going down the dunny.

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LordyLordyLordy said:

Check out this pic:

'Hi everybody'

'Hi Dr Nick!'

March 28, 2008

Gentle_Tenant said:

He is a bum, but still much better than any landlord or developer.

March 28, 2008

Lem said:

Didn't that warmongering asshole Rumsfeld get one from some retard university it Analmerica?

March 28, 2008

Chato said:

Nick is okay if he stays off the bad shit. If they start calling him "man of steel" I might change my mind.

March 29, 2008

Curley said:

If I start going bald maybe I will be call doc too

March 29, 2008

Constance said:

So keep your mouth's SHUT! Nick is brilliant beyond your ability to understand. If we held every mistake against every one of us ... I'm sure you have made some mistakes yourself you'd rather not have dredged up every day. Nick admits what he did, cleaned himself up and has only been creative his whole career. Yes, even when he was using.

So BUGGER OFF!

March 31, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Deliverence? I thought I recognized him - got some teeth now, don't he.

March 31, 2008

Whhhaaahh said:

Nick was good when he was on the bad shit..or was that the good shit...well, when he was getting smacked out to the gills

April 04, 2008

SDS Drill Bits said:

Great post! Keep it up.

February 23, 2010

editorial staff said:

Bumped up to reflect current news. And if you read what he said about his new degree it seems Nick forgot they even gave him this one.

June 26, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

I done did a investigative reportin piece on this here Monash University and some of thar swarthy, good-fer-nothin researches gettin BIG MONEY fer ponderin on why kids turn into fatties.

Yep, gotta keep yer finger on this here pulse, cuz thar somethin rotten goin on at Monash. Money flows in, but tain't none of it gettin spent on nothin of worth. I thank it's jest a front fer funnilin money into terrorist cells, but what thar heck do I know.

June 29, 2010

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