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Home World Asia BOLSHIE BUDDHIST MONKS THREATEN FUNDAMENTALIST BURMESE TAKEOVER!

BOLSHIE BUDDHIST MONKS THREATEN FUNDAMENTALIST BURMESE TAKEOVER!

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The streets of Rangoon have been overrun by militant Buddhist monks wanting to impose their own form of bizarre fundamentalist Buddhist ideology on Burma. Spokesman for the group Chief Rattanapong told XenoxNews.com that they had been given a god-given right to make sure Burma was a pure Buddhist country and they would do all that was necessary to make it that way.

Besides the usual thugs and layabouts that attend ‘democracy’ demonstrations in the Burmese capital, it appears that the robed rabble rousers are getting moral support from kooky new age followers in the west who have a fad-like interest in Buddhism. Little do these people know of the sinister agenda the monks have in store for the people of Burma. Far from offering a democratic alternative to the stern but fair hand of the military government, the fundamentalist monks and nuns on the march want to impose strict Buddhist laws on the population.

What are these laws?

They include:
Compulsory fasting during daylight hours.
Stopping sex education and anti-AIDS activities.
Imprisonment of homosexuals.
The banning of footwear.
Enshrinement of the monk’s position as being above the law.
Compulsory school prayers, with one hour sessions per day.
Nude pre-school.
Replacement of western medicine in hospitals with chanting and meditation.
Enforced use of saffron as a herb in all dishes.


Like their Islamo-fascist brethren, fundamentalist Buddhist monks resort to suicide tactics to promote their agenda of hate.


Far from the benign peaceful worshippers as portrayed in the western MSM, the monks in Buddha have a radical agenda of anti-western vitriol. In particular they have a hatred for what they term “Western rationality”. It is well known that of all the world religions Buddhism is the most anti-intellectual. In fact mental laziness and lack of intellectual curiosity is a hallmark of this decadent religion. To stop the flood of “Western rationality” into their country Chief Rattanapong has promised his crazy followers that science teaching will be banned in schools because of its anti-Buddhist ideology.

So far the legitimate rulers of Burma have allowed the mad monks to demonstrate. But if the monks continue to stir up violence and terrorist acts then the Government has a right to act to protect the rights of the majority of Burmese. Perhaps it is time for Western do-gooders to stick their nose out of Burma. For like their islamo-fascist brethren in Iraq, the fundamentalist Buddhist monks of Burma want to take their country back to a Medieval year zero.

And that will benefit no one; least of all the Burmese population.

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herr fucknuclke said:

as long as the buirmese keep supplying bangkok with hookers I say leave them alone!
September 26, 2007

Unregistered said:

In the '60s, I took DMT. DMT was a gaseous wax that you could smoke that gave you a 20-minute psychedelic high. You'd inhale it. And then when you'd exhale -- poof, you'd be high. I saw Buddha, man. I know that sounds like no big deal. But I saw a gigantic holographic Buddha -- correct in every way! Buddhas can be very intricate -- these drawings that you see in books. Thousands of details were included in this Buddha. Where did they come from? I didn't make them up. I can't even draw, you know. I could barely spell cat, you know. And there it was. And I thought, Wow -- the power of the mind, you know.

September 26, 2007

Stoned Hippy Alert said:

Did you see a burning one Iggy???

Like that one in the pic?

Did ya Iggy? Did ya?
September 26, 2007

assaji said:

What nonsense are you talking about? is this a satirical site or what? There is no such thing as Buddhist Laws.
September 26, 2007

Franklin Poindexter said:

Not only are those monks are threat in Burma, but in a meta-physical sense they are a threat to all right minded citizens of the world. Their perverted ideas have polluted the minds of a generation. The madness of ‘new age’ thinking can be traced back to the infusion of Buddhist ideals with drug taking in the 60’s. If you place a sitting Buddha upside down and look from 45 degrees you can clearly see the mark of the beast: 666.

September 26, 2007

Matthew said:

Not a spoofs site but you have the right letters!
September 26, 2007

John Lover said:

The Dark Lord has lent us his son John - the Prince Of Peace. I'm sure that if we parachute him into Burma, he will give them enough money to quit with dignity. At least he can encircle their cities and towns with security fences and give them all the GST they can eat.
September 26, 2007

The_Exorcist said:

Johnny Goblin's father is asserting his domination over the pathetic vegetable people who populate this world. Aussies have paid big money plus GST for their tickets on a one-way ghost-train ride to Hell.
As compelling as the Burma situation may be for the knuckle-dragging galoots of Oz, their full attention will horribly switch to blood pouring from their own eyes, their intestines falling in a pile of writhing filth on the floor at their feet, as their bodies rot away in minutes. There will be no gnashing of teeth, unaffordable dentistry will have converted Aussies into pathetic gummy blobs.
Face facts, then go back to your TV and watch huge galoots running around with a ball, playing children's games while demons tear your life to pieces.
-anti666
September 26, 2007

herr Fucknuckle said:

Are buddhist anti-sex? No wonder all those teenage burmese girls head to thailand to bang for a buck.
September 26, 2007

Franklin Poindexter said:

It seems the Burmese government has had enough of these hoodlums. They have sent a few monks off to be re-incarnated again.
September 26, 2007

The Angry Vegetarian said:

Too bad there's no frikken oil in Burma or else that dim bulb Bush might have to shock and awe those monks into Texaas-stuyle "democracy"! Any Islamic "terrorists" in Burma????
September 26, 2007

Unregistered said:

The picture is of Quang Duc. A Vietnamese monk who burnt himself as a protest against the oppression of the Catholic Church in Vietnam in the sixties.
September 27, 2007

Franklin Poindexter said:

The buddhist Tamil Tigers invented suicide bombing in their attempted fundamentalist Buddhist takeover of Ceylon.
September 27, 2007

YUGO said:

Invented you?
September 27, 2007

Unregistered said:

The first known suicidal attack was Samson when he destroyed the Philistine's temple.
September 27, 2007

Herr fucknuckle said:

I just have the horn and want to root all day!

So just send me all those 17- 25 year old female Burmese political refugees. I'll look after them.
September 27, 2007

Herr fuckhead said:

give me Delilah. Those swarthy Semite girls give me the horn no end...
September 27, 2007

Unregistered said:

The first modern suicide bombers where in Lebanon.....
September 27, 2007

Unregistered said:

September 27, 2007

Herr Fucknudghle said:

Her forked tounge heaps good.

She can licky my little dicky anyday!
September 27, 2007

P. Dantic said:

Herr F. What the hell is a tounge? Something like a lounge? Could you have meant tongue perhaps? I certainly don't wish to be licked by a "tounge" under any circumstances!
September 27, 2007

Pizza slut said:

Had new seepage begun?
September 27, 2007

herr fuckuckle said:

its the gramma police...

fluck you
September 28, 2007

Unregistered said:

September 29, 2007

herr fucknuckle said:

no good. no tits.

I'd fuck an angel tart. How about a mermaid? I'd fuck a mermaid except where do you fuck 'em?
September 29, 2007

Unregistered said:

In the ocean
September 29, 2007

Crazy Larry said:

Damn monks
July 14, 2010

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