A: Well we have flown in a plane load of whores from Bali to service their needs; our PM says we are in for the long haul.
Q: Are the Diggers weapons loaded?
A: Man they are all loaded (laughs). Get this; we’ve given them a slab of VB each to coax those fuzzy wuzzys down from the mountains.
Q: Australia, I mean, we have a long history of helping those in need in our backyard, how are we doing it this time?
A: Oh we will pay those whores reasonable prices…Dili needs some hard foreign currency...we will bring it.
Q; Guns are going off; armed thug gangs menace the neighborhoods, what are the rules of engagement?
A: Don’t ask and we won’t tell. I’m sick of you lot picking on our brave diggers….
Q: Our brave boys, will we get some pictures?
A: Well here are some, lying in the grass poking their guns out, strutting down the mean streets, giving the kids lollies. Here’s another one with a 15 year old getting a gob full of cum…hang on better scrap that last one…
Q: My News Ltd editor is up my arse trying to link this shit to Al Qaeda, is there any proof?
A: Don't worry DFAT is on the case. There will be, just read Fatboy Piers or Bolt on Monday.
Q: Will you deliver our stiffs to the right place?
A: Hey that's out of line Mr XenoxNews. Don't you know no Aussies die in 70 year old PM Howards wars?
Alex_Hydell
said:
 |
This is the kind of fearless, unequivocal and objective reporting we sorely need in this pathetic, pussy-whipped (I mean, rodent-whipped!) country. Keep up the good work Xenox News. Australia needs you now more than ever! |
Anonymous
said:
|
It's just not fair! We are stuck up in the mountains with only each others arseholes for relief and look what the infidels get. Abdul ToraBora |
Anonymous
said:
|
Good to see our brave Diggers have it all under control... I mean standing around and watching people loot worked in Iraq didn't it? |
LordyLordyLordy
said:
|
Don't worry Australia, the Timorese still love our Diggers. It's just the druggies that are causing the trouble. No need for concern, we will be able to deal with them. Now go back to your normal programmes. |
GRIENlord
said:
|
Hello everybody! I am new to the site www.xenoxnews.com Could anyone, please, advise if there is a lot of spam and unscrupulous advertising. Can I trust all this information, which is present at this forum? Sorry for stupid questions, I just really want know which information I should trust or even pay attention. |
TEX LUMBAGO
said:
|
All true. All accurate. Well as true and accurate as anything else you will read on the internet. We are happy to publish your truth if you like. Just hit the submit news link on the top. |
artloveroiuy
said:
|
I've heart a lot of pheromones and its magic. Guys, whats your opinion about pheromone concentrate using ? I tried androstenone pheromones and new pheromone addictive. Women talk with me more often and their eyes want sex. Please share your expirience. |
Unregistered
said:
|
Androstenone boy, could I interest you in an impaling on a sharpened stake? We could discuss pheremones later, perhaps... - Vlad |
Unregistered
said:
|
I meant "pheromones" - sorry. To pronounce my ancient language properly you would have to have your tongue torn out, and to spell as my people do, I would need to crush your fingers and shatter your wrists. - Vlad |
Ricardovitz
said:
|
Most of you lemmings probably thought that was a Krinkov AKS-74U that the girl's holding. But, it's not. It is actually an AK-47 pistol. It's made from an AK receiver blank with a short barrel and no folding stock. It also uses the standard 7.62x39 ammo rathern than the shorther Krinkov 5.45x39 ammo. You will only find AK pistols in the 7.62x49 configuration in the US. Thus, I deduce that this picture is not of an Asian woman, but of an American woman of asian ancestory and that it was taken on American soil. When I saw this picture, one side of me wondered what it'd be like to talk to her, date her. But, I recon the other side of me kept on think'n about how nice her head would look perched upon a stick. Ain't that sumthing? But, then in a split moment, I rememberd that she was an American - one of the good guys. And then I just wanted her to be a part of me. And she is! So I'm satisfied. Whada y'all think? |
