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Home World Asia PROTESTING FOR A NIRVANA - A NEW AGE FOR TIBET

PROTESTING FOR A NIRVANA - A NEW AGE FOR TIBET

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It has been all over the TV and the internet - the Olympic torch hounded from one corner of the globe to another.

It is the 'Free Tibet' protests.

Flowers, prayers, and beating up amputees to take away the torch. The usual rent-a-crowd suspects plus a rag-tag bunch of celebrity hacks; they have all been out there declaring their true love for the orange-robed touchy feely Dalai Lama. And now it looks like the belly-rubbing Falun Gong are joining in...

But what exactly are those hippie vagabonds protesting for? Free Tibet? Then what?

Well XenoxNews has got it's hands on a document that details some of the plans for Tibet once the 'Free Tibet' movement gets it way. And it is shocking; what these nutcases envisage is the world's first 'New Age Nation'!

It is a demented litany of half baked theories and some downright dangerous ideas. God help the poor Tibetans if these clowns get anywhere near them!

Some of the goals of these meditating morons include:

1. A positive thinking health system that will eliminate all illness
2. No need for business; imagine yourself wealthy
3. Food prices up? No problem, try the 'Air diet'
4. Crystals for all - concentrate the power of your mind
5. Don't educate your children, send them to a Steiner school instead
6. Solar powered cars!
7. A prayer wheel for every home
8. Declaration of Lobsang Rampa as spiritual leader of all the world
9. Clothes bannned; all most wear 'robes'

It will be what one observer has described as the first fundamentalist Buddhist state. So is this what the 'Free Tibet' loonies are fighting for?



How far will the crazed Buddhist protests go?


Give me communism anyday!

Harry Mann
Comments (17)add comment

Once proud, now Bored said:

Comment: No thanks. I prefer the fucking furious!
April 11, 2008

Pol Pot (Santa Claus to you) said:

Okay Einstein, how much do you want?
April 12, 2008

Unregistered said:

The Air diet is daoist.
April 12, 2008

Hairy Fudgekncuckle said:

Isn't the semen diet Zen Japanese?

At least it is in the movies I download!

Yours with a sticky keyboard,

Herre Fuckmuckle
April 12, 2008

Going up in smoke said:

Ah to be a hippie vagabond. Wandering the hippie trails from Katmandu to Bangcocque; high on hash or hooked on heroin. With beads round my neck and a long haired hippie lass by my side. Dazed, stoned, and wasted on the mountain passes; until another hippie vagabond wanders by...

You know I spent my life for this. Now I am crushed in my middle age, my prostate the size of a rock and knackers barely used. But I'd do it all again for just one sweet taste of her hippie vagabond ass... just one more sweet taste.
April 12, 2008

Cynical observer said:

The really good thing about semen is how it can spread some really putrid and fatal diseases. This is another way that Mother Nature in her wisdom gets rid of perverts and tries to thin-out the crowding. I think infection should be made compulsory - school vaccine programs perhaps...
April 12, 2008

Makina said:

Hey guys, The spiritual group of Falun Gong are killed for their beliefs in China and have been tortured for doing their exercises for 9 years. Since 2001, the Communist Party-state-hospital staff remove theirs organs, while they are still alive and cremate the bodies after. This is how the butchers of Beijing and Olympic host treat their peaceful citizens and make a huge pile of dough at the same time.

Go here for more:
http://www.organharvestinvestigation.net

Where does it say in the Olympic Charter that's it's OK to do that? How sick!

I can't blame you, because you didn't know this.
April 12, 2008

Peace-Loving China said:

Be happy that the Peace-loving Chinese police-state regime knows best how to treat old cripples - throw them into a re-education labour camp, or run tanks over the troublesome old bastards.
BTW, thanks to revolutionary magnificence, this also works for young cripples.
April 13, 2008

Pedro do Bucko said:

Eu sou Tibeto

No Faz mal; eu estou Chines...
April 13, 2008

Cynical observer said:

Mas você está certo? Macao?
April 13, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Now, if the Good Lord will just get him some testicals and a heap of ammunition, we have some Yankee gun plants that can be ramped up again to supply him the guns. Ain't nothin better than watchin gooks shoot'n gooks.
April 14, 2008

Harry Mann said:

But remember Mr Ricardovitz, the Dalai Lama is a 'pacifist'. He has his followers do the dirty work.
April 14, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

But, he waged a hellofa war.
April 14, 2008

*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* said:

Dry up.
April 14, 2008

Pedro do Bucko said:

Eu tenho casa em Cascais. Eu gosto a praia e mulhers na praia ;)

April 18, 2008

Harry Mann said:

Seems the Dalai Lama is spreading his message of mindless 'new agism' in Australia. Aussies would be wise to ignore his nonsense and forget his gospel of Buddhist fascism. Stick with the tried and true rationality of the scientific mind.
June 10, 2011

Panderer's Bear Hug said:

The same rationalist mindset that has brought us the A bomb, cluster droid attacks, technology that is rapidly destroying every eco-system, crack cocaine and you name the problem and a scientist probably invented it?
June 11, 2011

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