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Bin half laden or half empty?

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Dear Boxhead

All of this cheering in the streets about Bin Laden reminds me of post grand final celebrations.

But at grand final events the winning team usually brandish a trophy around for everyone to gloat at.

I know the confusion that a missing trophy can cause first hand!

I won a grand slam tournament but no-one believes me after they ask if they can see the trophy and I tell them that I threw it in the sea.

 

Grand Slam winner (honest)


Dear Grand Slam winner,

Is that you little Lleyton? Are you still upset about leaving your US Open trophy in the twin towers on September 10 2001?

Anyway, don't worry about the latest winning US team. They will have another trophy to brandish very soon. Cause now Obama has the taste of blood I reckon old Gaddafi will be the next in line.

 

I'm a man in a box so I know a lot about these things...

 

Boxhead.

flash_boxhead

Comments (4)add comment

Go Mighty Maggies said:

We will be hoisting the cup again this year; with or without the support from former Vic Park denizen OBL ;)
May 04, 2011

Gordy said:

Osama who?
May 04, 2011

Confused, Huntingdale said:

Where did OBL play for the Maggies? Was he half back flank? Or was he there with Barry Price in the centre line?
May 04, 2011

Ricardovitz said:

Soccer 's fer sissies! Golf 's fer Geezers. Football 's jest ok. Blacksketball is fer....well, name say it all, don't it. Only real sports is boxin 'n wrastl'n. Not that thar show with a bunch of homosexual actors all juiced out on steroids - that trash is fake 's can be.
May 04, 2011

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