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#ASKBOXHEAD# I git a question fer ya.....

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Dear Boxhead,

 

Boy, tell me ware I can git me one of them Australian FAL rifles. They is built better than that thar Jew-FAL or even USA Yankee-FAL's. How 'bout you git me one - I'm good fer it.

 

Ricardovitz

 

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Dear Ricardovitz,


Oh lord, what does a dimwit like you want with a gun? Is your sister saying no to your amorous approaches nowadays? Your pigs hiding their butts when they see you coming? I'd say a hillbilly fool like you would be a whole lot safer without a gun. And I'd imagine your more civilised neighbors would feel a whole lot safer too.


Instead Ricky I think it is time to put your head in a box. I tell ya the world is a whole lot less threatening once you put your noggin in cardboard. Once you have it on you'll find your crazy fears of 'guvinmint agents' and 'black helicopters' will melt away like the winter snow in April.

 

Now I know your not a drinker, so you could use a left over coke carton if you want.


So forget about playing with your bang-bangs, get your ugly mug in a box and join me in a nirvana of bliss.


Love,


Boxy

 

boxeye

 

Comments (3)add comment

Ricardovitz said:

Dern't give me a heap of jibber-jabber, boy. Jest say ware's I can git some Australian FAL's, ya wordy li'll runt.
August 30, 2011

Yossi said:

What'n hell s Falafal rifle? Does it come with hommous?
August 30, 2011

Ricardovitz said:

No one said nothin 'bout a Fala FAL. That thar boy, Boxy, he know what I want - done put a perty picture of it right up thar. I reckon he dern't know how ta use it or nothin like that, but he done git the right gun. Now, Boxy - go git me a heap of those fer me.
August 30, 2011

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