Dear Mr Boxhead,
I am a keen investor, but in these troubled financial times I am not sure where to put all my shekels.
Boxhead you seem a canny fellow, can you advise me?
Shlomo, Tel Aviv
Dear Shlomo,
Woah mate! Christ, you're as ugly as my Aunt Betty, and she's as ugly as they come. Never mind your finances, what do you want to do about your ugly mug? You must be scaring the bejezus out of those Tel Aviv gals!
I reckon I know what you need; a box. Face it Shlomo; with your ugly dial and dumbarse name you must have no chance of pulling a root.
So forget your worries about your money; stick a Box on your head instead! And then, like me, you'll have your pick of the chicks all day long.
Cheers,
Boxhead
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And every eye will see him
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It appears as if someone tried to pass a camel through the eye of Shlomo's needle? |
John the Revelator
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I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! 16 So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth. 17 You say, 'I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.' But you do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful, poor, blind and naked. 18 I counsel you to buy from me gold refined in the fire, so you can become rich; and white clothes to wear, so you can cover your shameful nakedness; and salve to put on your eyes, so you can see. 19 Those whom I love I rebuke and discipline. So be earnest, and repent. 20 Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me. 21 To him who overcomes, I will give the right to sit with me on my throne, just as I overcame and sat down with my Father on his throne. |
Kenny Anger, Satan lover
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Hey John how about knocking on my door? After I give you a feed I'll give you and your mate Jesus such a rogering up your arses you won't be able to walk for few days ;) Love, Kenny |
Splint Vermillion Gamely
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Gold, Shlomo, buy gold. Its the one investment that cannot fail in these testing times as we teeter on the brink of a globalised financial shit-storm of unprecedented dimensions. Son, the GFC was a mere hiccup but this will be biblical. Trust me! Gordon Gecko doesn't work on Wall Street, he works on Main Street. |
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