Ed.Note: Boxy has been a bit out of it lately; in fact we found him lying head first into the drain outside the office yesterday. Thank god he has sobered up enough now to answer your latest questions...
#1
Dear Cunt,
Is the box half empty or half full?
From,
Bugga Me
#2
Hey Boxhead
I have found the perfect mate for you.
Are you interested in a boxy dalliance?
From,
Gerard van Honthorst
To Bugga Me,
I don't know about now, but yesterday I was as full as a goose ;) Good enough answer for ya? Ya fucking cockless cunthead!
To Gerard,
My my, she sure does look a hottie. I just love gals who have flowers growing out their box; makes me start thinking of their secret garden if you know what I mean ;) Whats her contact details? I don't want to sound like some Herr Fucknuckle fuckwit, but I'm ready anytime for some Box on Box action with her!
Love (to her, not you Gerard),
Foxy Boxy
