How do Mr Boxhead,
My question is: what are lay lines and where can I join the queue? (Beg pardon, I posted this before in Comments by mistake)
Sincerly,
Zebediah Hogwalla
Dear Zebediah Hogwalla,
First I apologise for taking so long to answer your question. I could say it was because I was busy but I would be lying. And a man in a box never lies. I was just too lazy to answer you.
Besides lying, a man in a Box never lays either. So you can take your ‘Lay Lines’ and shove them up your clacker.
Boxhead
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Hugo Mc'Dickface
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Mr Box, if that is your real name. Is it wrong that whenever a young lassie pokes me on facebook I right away think she wants to bone? Get back to me. XOXOXOX MWA |
Mr Boxhead
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Dear Hugo Mc'Dickface, I only answer questions submitted here: http://www.xenoxnews.com/Ask-Boxhead/ Lovingly, Boxhead |
Curious Wench, Clapham
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Don't be so dismissive of Lay Lines Mr Boxy. It is true that the circle the globe in ever decreasing circles, and by doing so constrict the lifeforce out of the surroundings. In fact one study, which unfortunately I can't lay my hands on right now, clearly demonstrated a correlation between life expectancy and proximity to the aforementioned lines. Undoubtedly is this all very serious food for thought that you forgot to mention. |
L'i'l Abner
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Dern, that's a good'un. My half-sister Betsy Jean Hogwalla lay on a line onct. The gol'derned 3.35 to Chickenshit Springs ran right over top of her! Derned it that wernt a derned sight for a good Chrischun soul to be-hold. Amen! |
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