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Home Entertainment Astral Travelling AS PREDICTED IN BIBLE: PERSIA HAS 'STREET-SWEEPER' AS PRESIDENT!

AS PREDICTED IN BIBLE: PERSIA HAS 'STREET-SWEEPER' AS PRESIDENT!

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You know I read the bible a lot. And it is filled with titbits about our future. And one of the things they said would happen was that a "street-sweeper" would rule Persia just before the Apocalypse.

Well guess what? It has fucking happened! Straight off the presses: Iranian hardliner Mahmood Ahmadinejad has been elected as President of Iran! He was previously the Mayor of Tehran where he was known as the "street-sweeper" because of his humble beginnings.

Oh Lord! The End Times are coming! Help me George! Bomb Tehran now!
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YUGO said:

Chapter and Verse please.
June 27, 2005

Anonymous said:

Fuck I don't know that! Somewhere after the Whore of Babylon bit I think.



God Botherer
June 27, 2005

YUGO said:

Well here it is for your reference Click here to read
June 27, 2005

Anonymous said:

And now it turns out that this fool was part of the terrorists that held Americans hostages back in 1979.

It is time for the international community to stand up to the rogue government in Tehran.



Patriot
July 01, 2005

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