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DAYS FILLED WITH EARTHQUAKES AND FLAMING VOLCANOS

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Has it finally arrived? The time so longed for? The end days?

It has been written that: '...the earth will shudder and flame when the hand of Satan grasps the globe...'

Look at the news today - now it must be so.
I am sure all the XenoxNews readers will give a hearty cheer and welcome to Satan. His arrival heralds the end of the mindless christian domination.

Only the Godless and Christlover have something to fear. For the rest of us everlasting bliss and sexual ectsasy awaits!

Rev Lovelock of the Horny Goat Church
Comments (7)add comment

Loony Les said:

Yea verily there will be a great sweeling!
April 06, 2009

Mr Beatitude said:

We will all experience a different state of being come December 2012. For our wretched souls there will be no other choice of existence other than something perhaps better described as "astral travel".

Prepare to become a little more expansive...
April 06, 2009

Cynical observer said:

Explode now and avoid the rush!
April 07, 2009

Well...see you later then said:

I am going to wait for opening night
April 07, 2009

Max said:

I felt something... somewhere... sometime...
April 08, 2009

*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* said:

Far back in Satan's cruel eyes a dreadful green lust glows. Soon the Dark Lord shall battle with Xenu and Cthulhu for ultimate mastery of Earth's vegetable creatures. The Sodomites prepare to accomodate their new Lord.
April 08, 2009

Ziggy said:

Ahhh....but that was long ago....
April 08, 2009

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