Seems so long ago...
And when getting a beer on a Sunday was an adventure? Me and Frugal walked for an hour for the right to buy the first legal Sunday beer in Melbum.
Now you can drink any time, any day. We're world famous for having bars in lanes! Our graffiti stacks up against the best art the world has to offer. They come from all over the globe to see.
I used to do art on the walls. "American heads will roll in Texas"
How about that timeless StKilda wall art: "God Sucks"
Or that classic in glue:
"Lady Di Gives Head"
That one stood the test of time.
I've been pissed all over this fucking town. Puked in Dandy. Pissed in Prahawn. Smacked out in Sunshine.
I don't have a problem the way it is now. Just sayin', thats all.
I tells ya all your fucking arty farty Melbum pubs now dont stack up to the fucking urinal at the Seaview Saloon Bar! Now that was a bar; walk down the stairs, dark even in the summer sun. Sitting at the table and watching the show. Fat abo chicks trying to get you home for the night. A punch on was guaranteed.
Pubs that you could piss in.
OK. Had my say. Maybe time to leave ol' Melbum town for somewhere new.
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Howard Hater
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I sure got some laughs out of "The Outcasts of Foolgarah" - Frank would get a laugh out of Howard's drubbing, I'm sure. Sadly missed - Frank I mean, not the creep. |
Cynical observer
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Why not an endearing pink ostrich for an Ostrichlian PM? Is Ossie dead? We could dust him off. After the reign of terror from Johnny the Pig and now having to listen to Rudd's self-admiration, I would vote for Ossie - early and often! |
Cynical observer
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I'm shocked! The ostrich was named Ozzie not Ossie. To make it even worse, he was not a REAL ostrich! Some guy named Ernie Carroll operated this dead ostrich with a hand up his arse! But then, the last Oz PM was operated that way for eleven years... |
A hard man is good to find
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Hey I dug up one of the Pizza Sluts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXDQlMAAXaY |
Max Gross
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I left. Won't go back. Too many shadows. That town is dead, damned, full of zombies. Nothing to see, move along, move along. Give me life's meek intricacies, a far horizon and a bubbling shoreline to ponder. And, evermore, chilled vodka spritzers as the sun sets. And the sun IS setting, brothers and sisters, the sun is definitely setting. Nazdarovya! |
Gerty on my geriatric goose pedaller
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I know what you mean. For example, here is a photo from the scene outside Myers on Boxing day:  SHopping in Melbourne is just getting out of control. |
Ricardovitz
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Them folks dern't look like no boxers - bunch a bald scared men runnin from somethin. Only one with any hair is that thar dark spot - if y'all call that hair. I'm thinkin them folks git a nuclear radiation problem. |
Gerty on my geriatric goose pedaller
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After the plastic surgery she got swallowed by her own mouth. |
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