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Home Entertainment Astral Travelling I'm like a boxer in a bag I keep on throwing punches but I'm never gunna get out

I'm like a boxer in a bag I keep on throwing punches but I'm never gunna get out

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Well I'm glad we all voted for Howard. He is the man for the times...

Well I know it was last year and, well, look what’s happened in the last week or so; he is completely exonerated from any badness because he is a generous fella who hugs Indonesian leaders (when all they want to do is shake his hand); so compassionate just like his great country. Australia, the land of the aussie.

The aussie; I hear that fucking word again im gunna puke, a fucking massive technicolour yawn on all those fuckin aussies helpin all the world...
Good to see another side of the Compassionate cunt that is our PM is being revealed now. Good ol aussies being beaten up and tortured in front of our officials but because he really wasn’t an aussie we wont give a shit.
In fact give that greaseball a free trip to Egypt, where he is really from, they know how to look after terrorists there.
One things for sure you know that MrMagoo on top wasn’t told anything. Not a word. Not a whisper.
Our new motto: "in ignorance bliss"
Still he was voted in and you gotta be sure that he does represent what aussies want.
Fuckin good ol aussies. I feel the aussie spirit coming on. I fuckin hate it. Its a limp dicked fuckwit spirit. The spirit of the wide brown land, a useless commodity spewed forth endlessly by the morons of the great aussie media. Fuck the aussie spirit; stick a fucking red hot poker right up its arse. Take the fucking aussie flag and wipe ya pecker off with it. Fucking aussie this and that is a fucking load of shit. Its damn hard being an aussie battler, cause when you have the aussie spirit it means you have to fight and fight to win...
What a fucking load of shit. Get out and have a look at the aussies, fucking deadweights the lot of ‘em, if the wave had hit us no-one would’ve noticed the difference, just one less yes man in the world.
aussies always fair, but always hard, always doing the right thing. How could anyone do a bad thing against an aussie?
Fucking blow 'em all sky high; dont worry no one else will give a fuck.



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Anonymous said:

Well I beg to differ. The Aussie Spirit is a peerless one. The true Aussie Spirit I mean, not the one bandied about in the media and digital rags such as this one. Maybe the term is over used, but words are only words. They describe something. They are not the thing itself...
January 07, 2005

Anonymous said:

p.s. you're a cunt
January 07, 2005

Anonymous said:

The aussie spirit is a pissless one; a little shrivelled dick floating in a turd pool; with all you little aussie pinheads jabberin on about aussie aussie stuff.


get out there and wipe your arse with the aussie flag, make you feel so good.


free.


maybe like a kiwi.





Tom Titmouse
January 07, 2005

Anonymous said:

I know what the aussie spirit is; its a "wish I was a Yank but I cant be" spirit.





Fritz
January 07, 2005

Anonymous said:

Spot on, Tom! Like the Gallipolli digger myth. Dum ass Aussies that knew nothing bout nothing volunteerinmg for cannon fodder for the Brits in a country no Aussie had ever heard of... and now we're sucked in in Iraq... fuckem!
January 08, 2005

Anonymous said:

Blow em all sky high you reckon. You'll give a fuck I'd wager. You'd probably shit your pants if someone sitting next to you got their head shot off.
January 09, 2005

Anonymous said:

The Aussie spirit?





We're really good....the best...everyone else is a dill





and then when in a foreign environ





we're really humble





not sure





Maybe being aligned with yanks will give us strength?
January 09, 2005

Anonymous said:

One thing is for sure no-one does self-congratulation like the Aussies!


They are world-beaters at that!
January 09, 2005

Anonymous said:

Oh the selective humanitariansim! Where are the ossified "Aussies" in the world's greatest health disaster the aids epidemic in Africa? Where were the Yanks during the Rwanda slaughter? I'm with you Tom: all this sanctimonious self-congratulation makes me puke! And the untouchable Indonesian military is gonna have an absolute fucking field day with all that money!


-Rudolf Rain Dear
January 09, 2005

Anonymous said:

I am no longer proud of being an Australian.





"Embarrassed" is a better word.





Hey, I'm really Irish!
January 10, 2005

Anonymous said:

What an outpouring of compassion from Australians feeling guilty about their nation's continuing shameful, inhuman treatment of asylum seekers! Well, at least the wogs of South East Asia are over THERE, not over HERE, right, mate?! Aussies: a pack of pathetic, gutless hypocrites!
January 11, 2005

Anonymous said:

Aussies? You better all learn to speak indonesian, you gormless suckholes!
January 11, 2005

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