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Home Entertainment Astral Travelling "IF IT DON'T FIT DON'T FORCE IT"

"IF IT DON'T FIT DON'T FORCE IT"

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That was Green Haired Jim's cry.
But Cap'n Pierre kept at him till, he spat on Jim's brown date
and told him:
"it'll do just fine."

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Unregistered said:

Filthy John-loving poofters! Wait until you get a dose of GST up yer arses!
November 29, 2006

Lentil Girl said:

Why pick on the French? Aren't Australians more likely "into" this sort of thing? Shouldn't Captain Pierre be Captain Bruce?
December 01, 2006

Chato said:

I think I love Lentil Girl!
December 01, 2006

Yugo said:

Well obviously it's a period piece. Australian's didn't exist in the late 1700s or thereabouts...
December 01, 2006

Yugo said:

Well not the imported white variety any way and I'm sure the indigenous inhabitants of the land at the time didn't call themselves Australians....
December 01, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

And, why wouldn't you....unless you are some kind of homosexual. She's a sow, and has all of the equipment to make you feel good for a few seconds. I love all human females between the ages of 18 and 69.
December 01, 2006

YUGO said:

I guess that makes you a pig.
December 02, 2006

TEX LUMBAGO said:

This night the bourbon has never tasted better.

Y'know what I mean Ricky...
December 02, 2006

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