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In a courageous act of free speaking, a church in Gainesville, Florida has burned a copy of the Koran following a trial of the Islamic holy book. First, Pastor Wayne Sapp gave the Koran 'n Islam a fair trial. Muslims were offered an opportunity ta defend thar Koran, but they couldn't or wouldn't. After the trial, Islam was found guilty of murder and deviltry, 'n the Koran itself was adjudicated guilty. So, bein that Florida is a death-penalty state, the sentence was execution of the Koran.



"Guitly!" She cried.

The execution of the Koran was carried out by pastor Wayne Sapp under the supervision of Terry Jones, the righteous church leader who canceled a planned Koran burning late last year following widespread outrage and an admonition from US authorities that his action could endanger the lives of American troops fighting in Muslim countries. According to Reverend Jones, "We got a lot of folks in our Church who say that burning the Koran without givin it a fair trial ain't fair; well, I'm all about being fair, so we gave that Koran a fair trial."

Sunday’s event, dubbed “International Judge the Koran Day,” drew around 90 spectators. The Koran was given a “trial,” the “jury” deliberated for about eight minutes, and a guilty verdict was delivered. Some folks claim that the trial was rigged, because the Koran had already been soaking in kerosene for an hour 'fore execution. Reverend Jones responded "We didn't soak the Koran in kerosene fer punishment, no, everyone knows that the Koran is an evil book and to keep that evil confined, it has to be safely stored in kerosene."

Jones opined that the Koran couldn’t have a real trial without real punishment. Jones' Church originally petitioned Raiford Correctional Prison, where "Old Sparky" is still kept but has been out of use for over 15 years, to use Old Sparky to give the Koran a fitting execution. Reverend Jones was turned down, and the explanation given to him was "We can't risk damaging Old Sparky with burning a book - off the record, Old Sparky is still in service."


Bush the stupid.

"I was there" George the Stupid.


So it was that Pastor Sapp torched the book with a barbecue lighter. The Koran burned for about 10 minutes; some in the audience posed for photos. Jones supporter Jadwiga Schatz said she attended the event because of the growing “threat” of Islam in Europe, half a world away from Florida. “These people (Muslims), for me, are like monsters,” she opined. “I hate these people.”

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Mad Muhammed said:

I might be in that 'evil book' but aleast my name ain't wayne!
April 04, 2011

Lenny Bruce said:

Fruits and nuts! USA definitely going down the gurgler on all fronts. And it's got, like, electrolytes! It's what plants crave!
April 04, 2011

flame on said:

better burn them all.. wayne and the rest... the whole fucking lot right up in smoke...
April 04, 2011

Ricardovitz said:

Fer the record, them pictures taiin't mine. I dern't know how ta do pictures like that thar. Sara Palin - she's fine by me fer a woman. Too much glam 'n bling if ya ask me, but she ain't bad on my eyes.

George Bush - dern't like him none, but he done ok killin Muslims. He knowed who the enemy is!!! Anywhoo, dern't like bush fer his "let all them Mexicans" in my country. Nosirree, that thar don't make me a Bush fan.
April 05, 2011

Welease Woger said:

Like you Ricardo George didn't kill any Muslims. Just talk and greed and hate and then sent your young people to hell. All for the sake of greed and hate and ugliness.

If you are going to talk hate and killing and war then stand up and get out there and do what you ethically feel is true. But don't just talk hate and war and ugliness and sit on your farm. It serves no purpose except pain.
April 05, 2011

FlimFlamMan said:

'Courageous act of free speaking'? Maybe if dickhead Pastor Wayne did it in Kabul. Doing it for an assembly of knobheads in Florida is piss easy.
April 05, 2011

Mad Mike the wannabee Marketing Mogul said:

Sure. Maybe he could repeat it down in Sydney Rd, Coburg? Live on Today, Tonight?
April 05, 2011

Lenny Bruce said:

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.
April 05, 2011

Ricardovitz said:

Thar you go, Lenny - yer gittin it now!!! If folks is jest plain no good, ain't no nevermind if'n they is friends or enemys of each another - they still ain't no good.
April 05, 2011

Lenny Bruce said:

Yep, you got me Ritardo, let's all replay the climatic scene in Reservoir Dogs where everyone is pointing guns at each other and they all end up... DEAD! Is that in the Gospel? Probably.
April 05, 2011

Leviticus said:

Thou shalt get the horn.
April 06, 2011

God wants you to rape and pillage said:

Lo, a day shall come for the Lord when the spoils shall be divided in your midst. And I will gather all the nations against Jerusalem for battle: the city shall be taken, houses plundered, women ravished; half of the city shall go into exile, but the rest of the people shall not be removed from the city. (Zechariah 14:1-2 NAB)
April 06, 2011

Gorgon Zola said:

As I understand this "pastor" has a following of about 30 fools. Slightly outnumbered by those of the Islamic flavour!
April 06, 2011

Gorgon Zola said:

No one whose testicles have been crushed or whose penis has been cut off may be admitted into the community of the Lord. (Deuteronomy 23:2 NAB)
April 07, 2011

Dazed and Confucked said:

Deuteronomy? Was he a gospeller? Herodotus?

What would they know about the horn?

April 07, 2011

Hapless and hopeless romantic said:

Were they burning them to keep the lovers tight in a warm embrace?
April 08, 2011

Gorgon Zola said:

When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment. (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)
April 18, 2011

Pastor Pervy said:

Seems entirely reasonable entitlements. The Bible showing again it is the font of all wisdom and knowledge.
April 18, 2011

Ricardovitz said:

I see y'all 'er in need of a Bible Lesson. First, yer New Living Translation a heap of trash made up fer drug-guzzlin hippy unitarians. Unitarian tain't but a fancy word fer Church of the Stoned Hippy, Bull Dikes 'n Homosexual Anal Fornicators.

Lets see what King James git to say:

"And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters. If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

I reckon y'all need schoolin on some things: First, woman is perty much useless cept fer pumpin out pups 'n satisfyin her man's basic needs. Bible git it right - tain't nothin's changed. Other than them things that woman is good at, she can be an ornary mean critter. So God was tell'n them folks thar in the Bible what they can 'n cain't do with thar women folk. Fer, God knew if he let man have at 'em them women dern't stand no chance ta survive 'n pump out more pups. So God done give them Woman value 'n' usefulness ''n set down some rules on these here things. God, he's a right smart fella - genius he is! Them rules work fer folks fer thousands of years. Wern't till a bunch of sissy-queers decide ta try to make Woman like Man that all Hell broke loose.

See, boys 'n girls, yer perspective is all bastardized 'n corrupted. We done git world wars 'n wars upon wars, famine, sexual preversion, diseases n' all kinds of evil cuz y'all been mess'n round with the way things are supposed to be!!!!!!
April 18, 2011

King Jim said:

No, no it said, "And lo! Jesus suddenly got the horn and wandered out of the Garden of Gethsemane and fucked himself stupid for twenty-eight years." And that bit got left out 'cause, er, I think it was Matthew thought it would be a bad idea, bad for the image.
April 18, 2011

All yanks are thickheads said:

Seems like old Pastor Wayne got a bit excited and shot his gun off in his car!

Who gave this clown a gun license?

April 24, 2011

Ricardovitz said:

If'n you is surrounded by Muslims 'n givin God's word about 'em to folks, you better have a gun. Dern't think that was no accident. Probaly a warnin shot out to them Muslims. Anywhoo, dern't need no license in America ta have a gun - it's a God given right, 'n our constitution say so.
April 25, 2011

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