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Home Entertainment Celebrity Tales 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD RESIGNS...

70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD RESIGNS...

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Australia's greatest ever Prime Minister John Howard told his Liberal Party colleagues today that he had resigned...























... himself to having a small penis for the rest of his life.

His stalwart Deputy Peter 'no tip' Costello offered his full support.

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Stig Mata said:

After the coming electoral bloodbath, perhaps the severly pruned back Bush will find a little plot of land down in good ol' Crawlfo'rd for his Aussie bootlick the rusty Man of Tin!
September 10, 2007

*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* said:

Dig it deep. Six feet deep. Cardboard coffin. JohnnyBits wormfood. Soon.
Little Turd has dug his own grave this time.
September 11, 2007

*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* said:

Jason Koutsoukis calls him thusly:
"Policy contortionist."
Anybody heard Johnny called that before?
Pretty bloody accurate, but I like earthy titles. Little Turd, Fithy Arsewipe, Nutless Suckhole and suchlike.
September 11, 2007

Resigned voter said:

It's not his teeny peeny that worries me - it's his broken mind.
September 11, 2007

Unregistered said:

He might have a teeny peeny but like any bloke worth his salt, he sure knows how to use it.
Refer to my post about Rickardovitz on the news article about woman photographer if you dont know what I mean by that.

And now you know why I call Costello "perky pete". Its an Executive washroom thing.

Ron.
September 11, 2007

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