When World Famous Farters Meet.
Here is a couple:
See how proudly they stand; grasping each others claw so that they can squeeze their sphincters and release another deadly blast that will fill the room.
Dining on camels, sheep eyeballs, and cowboy testicles. They chat, pontificate, and enlighten us all with a new vigour.
When World Famous Farters Meet the world stands to one side, cocks an eye and wonders. Wonders what delights will fill its atmosphere this time. The people of the world congregate and stare at the massive TV screens placed in their Capital Cities. They stare at the wonder of the World Famous Farters.
Since they have met, Greenhouse gases are going down. Counter-intuitive though it may seem, it appears that they have devised new means to limit the methane, the carbon monoxide, and sulphur dioxide being emitted in their calamitous arse blasts. They are making newer, sweeter, aromatic compounds that won’t threaten our fragile ecosystem.
In fact it will thrive with their new pungent odours.
Don’t believe me? Then look at the graph below, it is quite clear.
Now be happy, for when World Famous Farters Meet we can all sleep in peace.
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Suicide Blonde
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Hey Serge sometime I just don't feel like breathing anymore. But you have put new air into my lungs. Maybe I could fasten my lips to their anus. Like the rest of the Modern world I can suckle on their intelligence. |
Unregistered
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Not fair! I demand equal air space. I can generate putrid gas and air pollution rivaling the worst of them! I invented the greenhouse effect! - John H. |
Kenji
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The vomit of conceit that gushes from the mouths of John w Howard and George w Bush is far more dangerous tha all the farting in the world. |
Ricardovitz
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It don't make no nevermind if the man's name starts with Howard, George, Fred, Mitt, or Rudolf. We's comm'n to git ya. The days of Haji, Habibbi, Mohammed, and Yuseff are numbered. You people cain't git one bomb off, and meanwhile we keep marching against you. The future will be glorious! The future will be ours. |
Internet Press Awards
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I hereby certify this article a "Internet Classic" Do with it what you want |
FlimFlamMan
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Now there are a couple of likely lads; one on the run while the other should be on the run. Maybe Gaddafi disappeared into a puff of farted air? Never to be seen again... |
FlimFlamMan
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Looks like the fun is over for Qaddafi... we can only hope that cunt Blair gets the same sort of send off. |
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