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I HATE WINSTON CHURCHILL

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by Abdul A-bul-bul Amir

This tub of lard from Engerland. He wanted to carve up our lands with the drip of a pen.

This tub of lard, who smoked cigars and played Chinese checkers. We know for a fact he engaged in buggery because he wrote a book about it (see his book Rum, the lash and Sodomy: my life in the Royal Navy). Took it upon himself to resurrect the British Empire.


Ask the Indians, they know.
Ask the Pakistani's they know.

Sir Winston Churchill was a right Royal Cunt.

At his Mason Lodge he would regale his sycophantic followers (the Howards, the Blairs, the Krauthammers) with tales of civilising the Arab. Oh, they believed him alright. Look at the mess you are in now.

It is also been found that his grand speeches of World War 2 were actually written for his predecessor Chamberlain.

How do you like that you fucking appeasers!

Winston Churchill had over 20 personal secretaries during World War 2. Ten had to leave because of immorality (pregnant out of wedlock), 5 left because they fell ill (a polite way to refer to venereal disease), and the other 5 retired because of stress. He was tyrant in the office, in Parliament, and in bed.

Reeked of brandy and cigars, though he did impress Stalin. A fellow traveler on the road of Megalomania.

To pay tribute to this prime English arsehole I visited his grave and pissed on it. May you have the pleasure one day.

Thank you,

Abdul
Tehran, 2003
Comments (11)add comment

Unregistered said:

Abdul, you are aware that Oz has its own Winston. I suggest you consider using J. Winston H. as a moving target next time you need hose practice.
He is every bit as awful a c**t as his hero and namesake.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
December 06, 2006

Unregistered said:

May Allah piss on your grave
December 06, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

All I need to do is skip down to the bottom of the article and see "Abdul Tehran, 2003", and I need not read any farther. Whatever the muslim is saying is a lie. Then I can go back and read the article, placing negations in where appropriate and I can get something close to the truth. For example, the following would be more accurate:
___________
Sir Winston Churchill was never a right Royal Cunt.

The hard working man that he was, never relaxing at his Mason Lodge he couldn't regale his loyal and wize future leaders (the Howards, the Blairs, the Krauthammers) with reports of the impossibility of civilising the Arab. For, it was impossible to believe the barbarianism of the Arab in the first place. Because of these wise men, we can thank them that our civilzations are not the the mess as those created by the filthy, barbaric arabs.

He was never fond of makings grand speeches, wheras actions spoke louder than words during World War II. Nevertheless, Churchill wrote all of his own speaches, eventhough Chamberlain was a good speach writer in his own right....
_______________
I trust that civilized people are capable of making out the rest of the truth.


How do you like that you fucking appeasers!


December 06, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

She has a bad bladder infection from getting rhemed by her daddy's cammle.

FWIW, Mohammed has the same problem.
December 06, 2006

Unregistered said:

Johnny was very naughty with his mommy. He also got infected with genital wart virus.
Real leader material!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
December 06, 2006

LordyLordyLordy said:

One thing you can't deny Ricky is that ol' Winnie liked to give it and receive it in the arse. He was a bloody sailor remember!
December 06, 2006

Chato said:

We are all screwed! Only retards need leaders to tell them what to do. I don't know what is worse - scumbucket leaders, or their hero-worshipping, poo-eating dullards.
December 06, 2006

Digger said:

Abdul you ungreatful sod. My mates were there in '42 when we defended Egypt for the Empire. Winnie came and visited the troops at El Alamein on the frontline. And then we went off and killed a lot of Germans so your lot could live under benovalent Empire rule. You should be lined up and shot!

Digger,

Cranbourne
December 07, 2006

Unregistered said:

Have another bowl of poo, Digger!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
December 07, 2006

Abdul A-bul-bul Amir
said:

When Churchill visited the troops at El Alamein he arrived a week after the battle was fought. Thanks to the censorship and media control at the time the BBC reported it as if he was there when the fighting was on.

Winston Churchill was a coward of the first order. I am amazed that any Australian would support a man who so obviously regarded your country as little more than a pool of useful bodies to be sacrificed on his whim (ie Gallipoli and Singapore).
December 11, 2006

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