MOVE AFOOT TO CHANGE AUSTRALIA'S ROYAL FAMILY

Friday, 25 February 2005 20:44 Royal Reporter

That’s right. Lil’ Johnny, Australia's 70 year old PM, has had informal discussions with the Danish royal family on whether Australia can hook up with Crown Prince Frederick and his Aussie missus Mary Donaldson as our new Royal Family. "I think it would make the Monarchy more popular if there was an Australian involved",
the diminutive Aussie PM told XenoxNews,
"And besides that Camilla Parker Bowles is an ugly bitch."

The aging leader of Australia gets his chance to further his schemes when he hosts a reception for the Crown Prince of Denmark and his Tasmanian incubator today.

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Anonymous said:

Oh no, what an insult to our tainted national prestige! How will the Odious One, the Small Man of Oz politics, the PM of Pretext, survive this insufferable outrage?!

"PM not invited to royal wedding"

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200502/s1311315.htm

February 25, 2005

Anonymous said:

They say the Danish Royal family can trace their roots back to the Tree of Jesse.

So what a kick-in-the-pants it must have been for them to have one of their own marry some tart he picked up in a Sydney bar!

Royalty will soon be just another item the "asspirationals" can aspire to!

Sir Roger Willikers

February 26, 2005

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