he is guided by "the force" of
righteousness.
In an unexpected moment of
candour, during an interview
with Alien Jones, the radio
interviewer and famous public
lavatory inspector, the very
aged Oz leader Uncle Suckhole
revealed just how humble he
really is:
"You see Alien, none of my acts
are really my own. I am always
guided by a greater force. When
I was less aged than I am now, I
felt a powerful presence in my
room and a great voice spoke to
me about Truth. Since that day I
have been guided by "forces" and
I have a special relationship
with truth that frees me of all
concern.
I know that these days it is
fashionable to speak ill of The
Lord, but I have always drawn
benefit from my special
relationship with Lord Satan."
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Anonymous
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Mr(?)Chato Why do you forever mock our democratically elected leader? Your hatred for him and the freedom he represents only shows up your immaturity. Like all you lefties you hate it that he has been part of the wave of freedom spreading throughout the world; in East Timor, in Afghanistan, in Iraq, and soon God willing in Iran. Do you think that when after we win the war on terror the peoples of these liberated countries are going to welcome you lefty losers? No way. They will despise you and the fact that you wanted them to live under tyranny because you have a visceral and illogical hatred of freedom, captitalism, and Christianity. Yours sincerly, Digger Cranbourne |
Chato
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I just don't know what is wrong with me Digger. I really don't. Do you think I'm getting worse? Thank you for your concern. |
misha
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"Honest" John is a destructive, deviant sociopath who must be put down like a rabid dog before this country replicates Nazi Germany. And dont say it cant happen here, bceause thats what Germans thought too... We're on the road to somewhere... |
Anonymous
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When the Lying Rodent starts "freedom spreading" in Australia, I might shout you a beer at the local RSL, Digger. Meanwhile, enjoy the "bullshit spreading" the PM excells at! |
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