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POPE JOHN PAUL II DEAD. AUSSIE 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD NOW WORLD’S OLDEST LEADER

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Aging Australian PM John Howard paid his respects to dead Catholic Leader Pope John Paul II at a Liberal party function in Melbourne today. “He has been a great warrior for freedom and democracy and a destroyer of that great evil Communism,” Howard said.

“And to think he remained on the job till he was 84! He really inspires me, and I am definitely planning to continue as Liberal leader and PM to that age as well.”

Showing all his usual spine when it came to standing up to 70 year old Howard, leader-in-waiting Treasurer Peter “Dickless” Costello had no comment on his bosses comment.
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Anonymous said:

I view the world thru rose colored glasses and my optimism is unbounded.
April 02, 2005

Chato said:

The pope may be finished

but plucky little bum-

seeking missile of a P.M.

is there to keep us on the

straight and narrow!

ONE LAND,

ONE LANGUAGE,

ONE LUST,

ONE LUNATIC!

He may be mad but we are

even madder! We shall follow

P.M. Judas W. Herpes to our

final reward - no matter

what we have to destroy on

the way there.
April 02, 2005

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