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Home Entertainment Celebrity Tales SECRET ISRAELI-HIZBOLLAH NEGOTIATIONS REVEALED…

SECRET ISRAELI-HIZBOLLAH NEGOTIATIONS REVEALED…

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They say they won’t talk to terrorists, but we know they really do. Here is a revealing transcript of high level negotiations between an Israeli Minister and the leader of Hizbollah.
Sheik Nasrallah: “Tzippi, I won’t stop until your lippy is all round my dickie…”

Tzipi Livni: “Nasrallah you can keep o­n playing with your old fella; that ain’t gunna happen.”

Meanwhile outside the room Condi fumes:“My black cunt could crush both of these buffoons.”
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Unregistered said:

"Israel will crush the world!"
Dr. Condom Rubberstein (Israel Uber Alles Society)
August 23, 2006

I am a reasonable man... said:

If we can stop all the fighting with one blow job then, morally, there is no reason why it shouldn't be done.

As long as he washes himself, I think there is no legitimate excuse for Ms Livni not to satisfy his demands.

And if Hizbollah don't keep their side of the bargain?

Well, then we chop Nasrallah's nuts off.
August 24, 2006

Humbert Hummer said:

I would not risk my wurst in the shark-like maw of Condaworld Rice!
August 24, 2006

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