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SHEIKH DIES ON THE JOB

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Or at least that's the rumour. Too much viagra and too many nubile nymphs!

Dubai's dictator Sheikh Maktoum bin Rashid al-Maktoum died of a heart attack on the Gold Coast. Why would he be there except to bang Aussie hookers all night long?

No other reason as far as I can tell.

And in breaking news another old fat cunt is about to cark it: Israel dictator PM Ariel Sharon.

It seems it's a bad time to be an doddering elderly leader of a country:
better look out 70 year old PM Howard. Could be your turn next.
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Anonymous said:

Now I hear Sharon is dead.



Correct?
January 04, 2006

Chato said:

Time wounds all heels.
January 04, 2006

Anonymous said:

Sharon dead?

Yes, no ,maybe, perhaps...
January 05, 2006

agitprop said:

When (not if) Sharon dies, that'll be one less fucken war criminal to bring to justice!
January 05, 2006

Anonymous said:

I hear he was in a threesome with the recently deceased Emir of Kuwait.



Talk about a gruesome twosome!
January 28, 2006

Chato said:

A very dirty business indeed. Is Howard dead yet?
Die you little cunt!
January 28, 2006

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