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Suckhole award inserted!

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Crazy old John Howard wins the prestigious
PNC Doctor Strangelove Award and
$54,000 pocket money for grovelling.


A US financial "services to the wealthy" firm
has honoured John with a $US50,000 ($54,300)
award, citing Australia's beneficial approach
to boosting the economic strength of the neocons
during his time as American proconsul to Australia.

After copiously lubricating the plucky little
failed arsewipe from Down Under, PNC Financial
Services Group firmly inserted the Strangelove
award in a very dark little place.

PNC also noted Mr Howard's beneficial support
for foreign massacres of conquest and profit
that in no way benefit Australians.

.oOo.


Comments (10)add comment

Vegie Girl said:

I can still see Maxine McKews' beamng face as the election results came in: not only had Howard lost government, he had lost his own electoral seat. NOBODY wants him... except the the neocon nutbags in the USA.
April 09, 2008

Howard Hater said:

After a long, blessed silence, filthy old John popped out of his spider-hole long enough to give a pep-talk to his losers. But it was not only the betrayal in his his hollow words - it was his voice! His awful, droning, self-congratulating voice.
April 14, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

McKew needs a good old fashioned spankin, and I'd like to be the boy to give it to her.

No Conservative in the US ever liked your boy Johnny. He's an gun-banning, limp wristed, sissy left-winger as fer as we're concerned.
April 15, 2008

Gentle_Tenant said:

No way, bog-boy. You and I both know that you and your tribulated kin go for pig-fondling followed by a bit of father-raping. If the filthy acts can be done in the pig-filth - so much the better. You hillbillies have got tiny little cherries for dicks. Stay away from me white-trash, I've got very dangerous ways around your kind.
April 15, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

O Lord, Tenant, I'm gonna have to start call'n you "Danger Boy". Got sort of a super-hero sound to it. Daaaanger Boy!

Anywhooo, back to my fantacy about spanking old Maxine. She has that special look 'bout her that is just cryin out fer a good 'ole country spankin. I bet that Femacommie don't even wear no drawers. Pull them man-britches of hers down 'round her knees, and I'll have her pray'n to the Lord Jesus in no time and love'n every miniute of it.
April 15, 2008

Dr. John Winston Freud said:

Come out of the closet Ricardovitz. Who do you think you're fooling with all this macho-boy talk?
April 16, 2008

Desperate trev said:

forget that lefty hag Maxine; give me old bulging eyes Bishop! (Julie that is not that harpy Bronwyn!)

I'd make those eyes bulge, and then some!

Desp trev
April 16, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Sorry to dissapoint - I just don't find men (or boys) perty. Ain't no simpler way to put it, I reckon.

I reckon I don't find your Maxine all that perty - but just 'bout any woman looks mighty perty with her panties down 'round her ankles laying cross my lap getting her butt smacked.
April 16, 2008

Dr. John Winston Freud said:

Boy pigs is it Ricky? Can't even face female pigs? Get some courage Ricky, and face your true and degraded nature. They ARE pretty, aren't they Ricky? Look at those plump pink boy porkers Ricky, and try to tell me that you don't feel an urge to just kiss a pretty piglet right on its stinking arse. Let down your hair Ricky (if you have any) and tie some gay bows in it. Call your deformed and inbred neighbours around for a gay hooting and hollering pig poking party. Later we can talk about when you first raped your brutal, boy-buggering father.
April 16, 2008

monsveneris said:

Having so embarrassingly lost the government, the prime ministership AND his own electoral seat, where else could Mr Howard go but into the arms of the bloody-fisted Americon robber barons and hypocritical, self-righteous god-bothereres.
April 18, 2008

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