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WORLD LEADERS: COMPARE AND CONTRAST

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In the blue corner...

Australia’s Dear Leader, the Man ‘O’ Steel, the battler’s best friend…

70 year old John Winston Howard!




And in the red corner...
The most evil man in the world (until recently), killed thousands, swam the Euphrates every year, faced his death with more guts then any of the puny COW leaders could ever imagine…

Ladies and Gentleman; Saddam Barack Hussein!



Dear reader; compare and contrast!
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Vindaloo said:

I cant make an informed decision until I see John Howard with a noose around his neck.
February 17, 2007

Unregistered said:

John is in the first position. In the next phase, we lower him gently onto the sharpened stake. When the job is done, he will be squatting, and the point of the stake will protude from his gaping mouth. Of course, he will "stay the course" until "the job is done!"
- Vlad (we never have any callbacks or complaints!)
February 17, 2007

Max said:

A long stint in Guantanamo with rationed dunny paper and no brisk morning jogs allowed would perhaps suffice? Better still, a helicopter ride over the Pacific... and push the bugger out!
February 17, 2007

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