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XENOXNEWS SALUTES TEN YEARS OF 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD

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Fuck him. Still hasn't been PM as long as XenoxNews has been around.

Hey we predicted him!

That's right, in Edition 2 it clearly stated that a 4-eyed buttlicking Sydney Solicitor would rule Australia for a period of time.



I clearly remember it. I think it was in that article on "Left Hand Wanking and the Ozone Layer."

Anyway dear readers why don't we all make a few Molotov Cocktails and salute lil' Johnny; the perianal loser who done good.

Where you want to place those cocktails is, of course, up to you.
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Anonymous said:

Call it the Dense & Deceitful Decade! If you voted for the lying bastard then you deserve the flak when the socio-economic shit really hits the fan (i.e. when the US economy goes belly-up because the Chinese and EU refuse to trade in US dollars!). Where the US goes, Australia follows, remember?!
March 02, 2006

Anonymous said:

Howard has been a grand leader for a grand country.

For you who don't like him the answer is simple: don't vote for him at the next election.



March 02, 2006

Mr_Jupiter said:

Australia cast in its lot with the repulsive Mr Howard back in 1996, knowing full well what a treacherous moral insect he was. His persistance - now so admired - was put to could use during his years as Treasurer to a Liberal Party leader Howard devoted all his energy to undermine. When, after his first win, Howard introduced his "never ever" GST, and insulted our intelligence with his discraceful qualifier to hiselection promises ("core and non-core" ), he was nonetheless re-elected. Australia is as gutless, shameful and mean-spirited as the current 10-year-old PM. History will judge us accordingly.
March 03, 2006

Anonymous said:

Maybe that butt-licking sydney solicitor is Malcolm turnbull?
March 07, 2006

Anonymous said:

As a nation, Australia is fucked.



As noted on crikey.com.au, most Aussie voters do NOT believe the federal government on prominent issues, and yet support the government and the PM.



In other words, Aussies don't believe anything the Lying Rodent says, but they'll vote for the slippery old ratbag anyway!
March 09, 2006

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