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Home Sport Cricket XENOX NEWS CHALLENGE TO MCG CROWD

XENOX NEWS CHALLENGE TO MCG CROWD

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Let's make it to Number One!
The International Cricket Council has described the one-day cricket crowds at the Melbourne Cricket Ground as in the top three worldwide for worst behavior. Well here at Xenox News we pride ourselves on being true blue Aussies, and we support all things Australians do that place them in the category of worlds best practice. We want Australia to be number one in all things she does, especially when it involves sport. So we at Xenox News are throwing down a challenge to the spectators at next Sunday's one-day international between England and Australia: Let's go for number one! Smuggle in that bottle of JD!

Emphasize the Mexican wave by throwing up as much stuff as you can!

Why not organize a competition between you and your mates on who can make it to the other side of the ground first.

Burning stuff is a sure fire why to antagonize the authorities so bring in some BBQ starters light 'em up and throw 'em on the field!

Fuck it. Why don't you burn the motherfucking MCG to the ground! They're gunna ban you from going to games anyway; so make your last game their last game!

We here at the 'News look forward to seeing some mayhem on Sunday and wish all you vandalising lunatics the best of luck.

Make us Aussie Proud!
Comments (7)add comment

Anonymous said:

You have my blessings

-Osama Bin Liner
December 12, 2002

Anonymous said:

Hey Osama I know your a big cricket fan. Who is better Warney or Murali?



Richie B.
December 12, 2002

Anonymous said:

All I can say is keep an eye on Pakistan!

- Osama Bin Liner
December 12, 2002

Anonymous said:

Well what a shocker! Piss weak effort from MCG crowd. Not even a streaker. Don't you wanna be number 1?



Xenox News
December 16, 2002

Anonymous said:

That fuckin piss-weak old woman Warnie! My granma could have survived that fall!
December 17, 2002

Anonymous said:

He is a delicate flower.
December 17, 2002

Anonymous said:

Year 1981



1. Prince Charles got married

2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe

3. Australia lost the Ashes

4. Pope Died





Year 2005



1. Prince Charles got married (again)

2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again)

3. Australia lost the Ashes

4. Pope Died



In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry ... will someone

please



warn the Pope and cancel the cricket...
December 17, 2005

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