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Dear Ricky, I'm very worried about John.


With all the arse sucking of the rich
and famous that John is doing, I'm
worried that he may pick up an infection
from filthy germs in their turds entering
the fork in his tongue.

If he became ill it would interfere with
his capacity to ensure a rotten future
in the Howardland for all his adoring Oz
meatheads and fucktards.
His tongue action could be queered and it
could possibly reduce his arse sucking force.

Should I advise him to see a tongue and lip
doctor, or should he just read a proctologist's
report on any arse he is planning to suck?

Hoping you can help our little arsewipe, as the
Oz fucktards are losing their minds with worry.
They lost two meatheads recently, and to lose
the Little King would be just too much!
Comments (3)add comment

Heavin' Steven said:

a king among men..a colussus with a tossil a mile long
September 11, 2006

Unregistered said:

The Colossus of Loads? - (of crap).
September 12, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

Melanie is a smok'n babe!  She's gota real perty mouth, ain't she?  Her pa cain't be all that bad - ain't even got a shotgun to shoot me if'n I decided to come around and give his li'll gal some pleasure - The guberment done dissarmed him and I'm sure he ain't got what I got.  I bet I could make that gal squeel like a pig!

Johny's got a nice job, a nice house, a nice wife and a nice kid.  Now, I've seen some of them imported Australians sand-coons ya'll git from Indonegro and Spookistan.  Talk about genetic deficiencies, ain't that pitiful?  What the hell you want to go f*&% around with Johny's family for?  The best advice I can give you folks about old Johny and his clan is don't go a messin 'round with these people.  Just go o­n back to your little suburban appartments in time to see a rugby game o­n Sunday afternoon.  Shit, these people are related.  You'd be goddamned if you think you're gona come back here and stand trial with this man's aunt and his uncle, and his momma and his daddy sitting in the jury box.
September 12, 2006

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