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Higgins
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NJot only does Jesus love porn, he IS porn... oh, the shivers I get when I see those images of a semi-naked man nailed to a cross! |
Ricardovitz
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and you WILL see Jesus. You WILL wish to hell that you sought Jesus during your life. But, once you dead, you dead and Jesus cain't help you then. The Lord will smite them who make an abomination of the human flesh. The Lord will condemn all Soddomites to a brutal death. Whores can be forgiven for their sins, but only through the salvation of Jesus Christ during their lifetime. God will judge us all by what we have done to accept the redemption offered by our Lord and Savior. By this decree, I am passing on the Gospel to the most heathen of all of the sinners ('cept muslims - there ain't no savin them) and thus I fulfill the work that the Lord done commanded me to do. So, Higgins, Jesus don't love porn. And, you must give up your pornogrophy addiction and accept Christ into your life, for then you won't never want for the sin of the flesh ever again. |
Judgement day
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Jesus was a black man and he's gonna fix up all you hate fueled white hillbillys. You'll see before long Ricky (you dumb fuck) |
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA*
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The first Jesus who never existed? Or maybe the other Jesus who never existed. You can be sure that just like the Ark, there will be a never-ending supply of Jesus-who-never-existeds to preach and bleat about while the faithful dig-up their loot for the priests and sky-pilots to stash! |
Ricardovitz
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He was a white Semite. And, he came from the whiteish Hebrews, from David's line, not them brown swarthy lookin ones. |
Cynical observer
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Of course, we all know there never was a Jesus as described in those disorded ravings called the Gospels. No historical record, totally fake story built in Rome on top of earlier state Roman religions and even worse stuff. However, it is a happy little myth, rather like the Easter Bunny story, or Santa Claus. Useful for keeping naughty and dull children in check. It has always been useful for keeping the perversions of the bogus churches well-funded too. |
facial hair police
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Another bum that needs a shave. What is wrong with these people? Don't they have any dignity? Scientific studies have shown that 8/10 women prefer men with no facial hair. Improve your odds with the ladies; have a shave. |
Ricardovitz
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But, I ain't. So, y'all's gonna have to wait a little while longer. Until then, boys and girls, yuck it up. |
Not a Jesus-freak (that's for sure!)
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Satan represents the ultimate Nihilist; he is banished from Heaven for one celestial day for questioning the authority of the television, that drug of mental escapism and intellectual erosion. |
Rufus T. Firefly
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I thought my razor was dull until I heard Ricardovitz. And that reminds me of a story thats so dirty, I'm ashamed to think of it myself. |
Cynical observer
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For a while there I thought you were saying that Ricky was Chicolini the idiot. And who is Max Gross really? This is getting deeper than a cold-war spy story! |
Davidov
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Max Gross is reportedly doing community service after being charged for urinating in a public place (the steps of Victoria's Parliament House, I believe). There is also a gag order imposed and he is not permitted to profit by discussing his crime with the media. |
agitprop
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THis sick obsession with some guy who may or may not have existed 2000-odd very odd!) years ago is pornography gone mainstream. Whats with parading crucified fucken showroom dummies around and outlawing condoms in a world full of AIDS? All sky-god nutbags should be locked up in a nuthouse somewhere out of harms way! |
Ricardovitz
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I reckon the dern Guberment has fixed me up with dern near evry filthy hippie disease. Now I got herpes in my face. Don't give me no nigger jive-talk 'bout gettin' it from kissin' yer favrit pig. Ain't never got it before, I reckon the Tenant has somethin' to do with this, while I been smokin Meth or huffin glue! |
Ricardovitz
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That thar is the Tennant's writin. He the only moon-faced, inbred, retard who talks 'bout kissin pig that nor lickin pig this or that. Tennants know I don't do no hippy drugs - I just catch them dumb 'ol tenants doin this in my rentals. And, when I do, I get them Hauler boys to take care of business. I don't get involved in none of that kinda stuff. Them Hauller boys does what they do and ain't mean no nevermind to me thereafter. Just lettin ya know, Tenant - it's the 5th - PAY YER RENT OR DIE. |
Cynical observer
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I fear for you Ricky. I really do. I have heard about doppelgangers, but this is ridiculous. Good luck with the herpes anyway. |
Satan
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You self righteous fool. So God will forgive the evil whores for their SINS. Of corse the men who roger them silly don't need to be forgiven, they have done nothing wrong. They are just victims of those evil women who do satan's work and tempt them into sin. You pathetic, sanctimonious, bible bashing fool. I am Satan and I am waiting for all you bible-bashing hypocrites down here. I will roger your rectum till you bleed. |
Cynical observer
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That is a pretty impressive promise, Satan old-boy. But do you really think you should soil your royal tool on these worldly scum? |
Ricardovitz
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servant of my Lord. The Lord commands Satan to do his bidding for him. The Lord has exclusive domain and rule over Satan. Satan ain't nothin but God's vacuum cleaner for suckin up all thaer world's evil and blowin it down upon the land of the doomed. God don't want no trash stankin up his world and the heavens, so he put a whoopin on Satan to get him to clean it up. |
Gazza
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This Rickardovitz bloke is hilarious. Keep up the good work, mate, you are a comedy genius |
Ricardovitz
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When Satan starts suckin on you! Heed thar warnings, Brothers, 'cuz an evil heart is like a cool berry slushie fer Satan. You think on that a spell. |
Ricardovitz
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AIN'T Y'ALL GOT IT YET??? God=good. Devil=dirt-sucker...works fer God cleanin up nasty men and slut-whore women so's they dern't go polutin thar Lord's Heaven. The dern Devil's got a nasty job....well, that's what he gits fer sassin off to the Lord a way long time ago. See, boys and girls, the Lord dern't give out no welfare in heaven. If'n an angel gits all sassy-frass with the Boss Man, the Boss Man 'll give him a permenant demotion. Ain't gonna destroy him, cuz that ain't God's way....jest gonna give him the real shit-work. Thar Lord - he ain't got time to be cleanin out the scum from the world's tarlet bowl. So, he said "Devil - you's gonna clean up thar filth them humans done create onced I gave 'em free will. You's gonna do whatever you can to git free-will human filth to git on into Hell whar I ain't gott a have 'em polutin my Good Kingdom." And, thar Lord he told the Devil thar be only ONE thing he got to do: "Devil, you can suck up that human filth any way yer smarty-smart self can figure out...but ya gotta do one thang...ya gotta let 'em know who you is, boy....you gotta tell 'em yer thar Devil." And, Devil bein who he is, knowin God'll done whoop 'em but good line he done did the last time he sassed God, ain't said nothing but: "Yassa Boss." |
Oskar Kokonya
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I thought Jesus was gay? He hung out with a bunch of guys and never got married. So... |
Jesus wern't no fag....
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Jesus is God's child, and he dern knew better than to piss off his old man. Y'all dern't ferget, Jesus had a thang fer Mary Magdalene - that gal follered Jesus 'round like a dern puppy dog. Yessiree, boys and girls, Jesus had earthly desires for that whore, but he had somethin that most men ain't got....FEAR of the Almighty Lord!!!! He knew better of dippin his wick in any woman, lest a woman-whore who he done cast out demons from. So, Jesus ain't no fag, and he had earthly passions fer a woman-whore. I reckon he dern't mind havin his feet rubbed none by here. He jest had a bit more "devine inspired" self control than most of you dick-diddlin, cum-spurtin, drug-guzzlin monkeys. |
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