In response to this PM Howard crowned himself King of Australia.
"With no political opposition of use I see Australia united under me and as such crown Hyacinth and I King & Queen of Australia. Long may I reign over you" said the 70 year old monarch.
We at Xenox news agree whole-heartedly with our new King. May he continue to shit on his subjects like he has since he was elected PM.
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If you just block your nose and think of His Majesty's deluge of bullshit as chocolate mousse, it won't seem so bad... in fact, you may soon find yourself humming Advance Australia Fair (Humming, because nobody really knows all the words)... ah, King Rat, what a vile old bugger you are! |
Anonymous
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We fair-minded Aussies just love rolling in the PM's reeking excrement; we reckon it's our patriotic duty! As for those poor, dim-bulb Yanks they don't know shit from shinola anyway! - Dusty Davo from Derrimut |
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