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OFFICIAL XENOX NEWS STATEMENT

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From now on the Right Honorable member for Bennelong John Howard will be referred to as "The Rodent" by Xenox News.
It is obvioulsy a term of endearment for Our Leader and so we will oblige.
If needs be we will call him "that cunt Howard" but only if we forget.

Thank You,

Tex Lumbago
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Anonymous said:

fucken oath. alls i want to do is drop ahcid and spout like the beast from the a-poke-in-the-lips!


love his shiny head and rimless glasses; a missus like Caligulia's mum!


oh Australia welcome to the glory of Rome in minature! build a colesseum for the wiseniks.


"And wahtever happens i do not resile from what i did; because is wise and great and me dick is very small"


that cunt Howard.





October 31, 2004

query said:

a comment dated before the article?

what dimension does this newspaper reside?
May 27, 2010

fred said:

Or time zone
May 28, 2010

The Einstein-Rosen Bridge said:

we crossed it a few times
May 29, 2010

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