Hey did you know it is the 25th anniversary of the first edition of Xenox News? That’s right; 25 years since the original pamphlet was pasted upon the walls of a certain secondary school in Australia. Unfortunately no surviving copies remain but you can be sure it caused quit a stir!
Like now, incendiary political satire and juvenile rantings were at its core.
Unfortunately it was only one page long so there was no Page 3 nudity…
And the authors of this dubious rag; what happened to them?
Most are lost in the mists of time, but a few brave stalwarts remain ;)
They remain faithful to the original calling of XenoxNews:
To antagonise the powers that be!
To espouse philosophy that could only be called inspired!
To illuminate the turgid miasma of existence with a clarion call of exquisite delight!
And to post the occasional nudey shot…
That’s what XenoxNews is all about….
So to all our contributors: thank you. Thank you for all of your stories, articles, diatribes, pictures, and poetry! They are all magnificent and worthy of the XenoxNews ideal.
With the support we get from you I am sure XenoxNews will last another 25 glorious years!
PS Coming soon the internets latest and greatest radio station: XenoxRadio.
Stay tuned for more details.
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Chato
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Happy birthday baby. All those years of xenoxphilia. But are there no churches of XENOX? |
Anonymous
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i stumbled to my knees and crossed myself...she took her undies off and shoved my head 'tween her long-long-long-lanky legs... and in a way im hoping that the crack therein is my way home... After swallowing a gobful I leapt off the floor: "Lord Im saved! Her cunt has given me the life; it is indeed all I need!" Then mum got up and went home. |
Max
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A notable anniversary but hardly a happy one, given the mad military adenturism and venal economic fascism of the Great Satan that has turned the world on its ear. Once my medication kicks in, I'll have a little more to say on the subject. Again. My doctor says it should be okay. Meanwhile: Viva Xenox News! Onward and upward! Give 'em hell and smoke 'em if you got 'em! |
Chato
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Grotesque filth! I had to read it several times to confirm my suspicions. Will there be further installments? |
agitprop
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Hey Max where the fuck are you? Has the Rodent got you locked up as a terrorist suspect for attacking the bullshit war on a fucken noun ("terror")?!! |
Yugo Fkyrslf
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25 Years and what's been achieved? Send an email to cunt@internet and it will arrive in the inbox of the XN editor. |
10, 25 or 30?
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Well not today. The ocean didn't want him. At first! The bells the bells. He probably locked up. In the dunny. Scratchin' |
Tex Lumbago
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I'm here still. Bit of all the above in fact. Current news? We predict news... and it happens. (I'd look for the proof but can't be bothered) This ship will keep sailing... we are on boats to forever... we are the people that write on your bones; that nobody sees; that nobody knows.... |
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