She's an All-American Beauty Queen, yessiree! Y'all Aussies got any women as perty as Palin? Hotdamn!!! And, she's a member of the NRA, hunts and fishes. HOTDAMN!!!!
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FlimFlamMan
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Richies sister from Happy Days. All grown up. Gotta picture of her from the shoulders down Ricky? |
Longfellow
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cross-eyed (probably knock-kneed too). You sure she isnt from a bit further down south! |
Ricardovitz
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you whut. Thet thar dawg don't hunt. Mah pig Wifey's shure more purty than some haf-bred nigra. Tho' she ain't in any old NRA. Don't yer go tellin' old Doc Benway, but Ricky's gettin a dern pow'ful hankerin' ter bludgeon someone to death. |
Ricardovitz
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Now, me givin you a pictuer of that fine lady's nekidness is a sin, and she ain't no sinner. She ain't given it up fer no flim-flam playboy man. Now, I ain't no good at picture-shopping, but maybe one of you fellas can picture-shop some nekid parts onto her. Probably would condemn you to hell fer doin it, but y'all is already gonna be the Devil's best buddies when y'all is dead. |
Ricardovitz
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She dern't look like no Richie Cunningham's li'll siss. Nosiree, she don't. That Sarah Palin ain't none other than Mary-Ann from Gilligan's Island. I sure'd like to see her squeezed into them cut-off, hiked-up, jeans shorts. Now, see what y'all dern devil worshipin, niggro lovin, drug-guzzlin, hippy-freaks done made me do. I'm blasphamin a nice gall like Sarah Palin, and that ain't right. |
Ricardovitz
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growed up and moved to Alaska with her high school cunt-lick, Todd Palin in 1988 to save money on spensive weddin. She helped out in her family commercial butt-trawlin business and appeared occasionally as a mud-stick - ain't goin nowwhere and likely ain't much good at much farmin neither. Like my Daddy says - gotta take the good with the extra heads on your tribulated spawn - cut them off? Sometimes the damage is down deeper where decent folk can't see it. Best to burn those degraded things to fine ash. Never did we commence the bloodshed against Afghani sand dwellers! They attacked our kin-folk up in Wasilla, just outside of Anchorage. Yer gits on the meth 'n stuff - ya'll soon be madder than a porta-potty at a peanut festival. That thar evil sombitch do the dirt on Max and Doctor Benway - old Doc Benway, he's a saint I reckn. He seed Ricky when he's derranged an gettin his brain cut out. Leastways most of it. Ricky once had dern near everythang a man could ever want! And, what do you do with it. Or mebbe one of his Muslamic mates done did it. How is it that a naf-nigra from Alaska gets all tangled up with politics anyways? Ain't got that all figured out yet. Yer needs mo information, jist ast Ricky. |
Ricardovitz
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This here Palin lady, she's a fine lookin lady! 'less you's some kinda man-lover, yer cain't deny that. |
Ricardovitz
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this is the hole dang truthin 'bout Palin. Born in Idaho, Palin moved to Alaska with her high school boyfriend to save some money and buy her fancy boy a plot of land. Her old boy thinking a stinky butt-hole opens the trapdoor to a better place of prosperity. Four years later when she was more than 3 months old, she gits on the Wasilla City Council, guzzling speed, huffin glue and injectin glycol. Palin is considered a rising star in the beautiful Appalachian Mountains - God's Country - but with a big old hole blowed in it's butt. Good hard work is all you folks need to git yerself Down's syndrome fer free I reckn. That thar fake Ricky, he'd rather climb up a tree and lie to yer than join the Wasilla state championship girls' basketball team as a cunt-lick. |
Swinging Voter
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WHERE THERE IS A HORN THERE IS A WAY! i'M A COMING BABY...WITH WHISTLES AND BELLS! want to GOT ME A SLAPPA LIKE THAT PALIN CHICK! |
Ricardovitz
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Sara Palin is one of God's folks. Is you? Thar Lord blesses those folks who foller his teachins, and Missus Palin is blessed. |
Air Head
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Not a lot going on in there. Its a bit like looking at a dumb ox. That is how it is with all religious people. |
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