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Ricardovitz
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Squaters is evil land thieves. 'Round here they have a way of dissapearing in thar dark night. Funny how my corn fields produce real good some time after me findin some squaters. |
Gentle_Tenant
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Don't waste that pig fat. Just boil it up with their tiny landlord testicles. Deep-fry their grasping claw-like fingers for crispy entrees. |
Ricardovitz
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Aint' got no money. Ain't got no kettle er pig renderin. Tain't got no vote cuz landowners dern't give no vote to Tenants. Tenants is slaves, boy, dern't you kow that. You's my slave. Work my land, if'n I even let you on it. Boy, you do as yer told, or I'll crack you so hard 'tll make yer back look like a road map of Jew York City. Dumb old Tenant, he just dern't get it, do he. Land Barrons like me, we have ways of turnin a dumb old geechie tenant into a hard worker. Yessiree, we do. See, dumb Tenant, I run thar store where you git yer vittals from. You sleep in my bunk house. Gotta pay for all them Amentitties, boy. "ntill you pay me for all them Amentitties you been usin, YOU AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE, BOY. |
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