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Home Life and Style Ethical Conundrums Croc Hunter killed by Stingray. Should the Stingray be hunted and killed?

Croc Hunter killed by Stingray. Should the Stingray be hunted and killed?

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If it was a shark there would be no doubt that the monstrous beast would have suffered the ultimate punishment by now.

But a stingray?

Let me get the ball rolling; I say kill the stingray and distribute the food to the needy. After all stingrays are quite delicious.
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TEX LUMBAGO said:

Does anyone know a good one?

Or do you eat it raw like sushi?
September 05, 2006

Ethical eater said:

It depends if stingrays are an endangered critter or not.

One things for sure; the Japanese would eat it. They eat anything that swims.
September 05, 2006

misha said:

This is clearly another demonstration of the lethal influence of Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden, whereever he may be. Be alert, but not impaled!
September 05, 2006

Chato said:

Some say the flesh of an Irwin is even more delicious than the animals exploited by an Irwin.
September 05, 2006

Outraged said:

I say kill the stingray. Kill the sharks.

And for blessed sake kill the fuckin' DJ!
September 05, 2006

radical leftie said:

that stingray is a LEGEND! got to love those sea creatures!
September 05, 2006

Digger said:

I don't know about the stingray, but I think that old hag Germaine Greer deserves a good rogering.

Right up her bunghole!

September 06, 2006

Chato said:

Only a retard would put his body close and above a stingray!
I think a Darwin award is in order - shame he has already spawned.
September 06, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

Afterall, AIDS is the ultimate Darwin Award.  Put your pecker in an African' monkey's stink-hole, and the Lord sayed - "Damn, what a stupid white boy - gotta come up with a "fix" for humans too messed up to know what hole to stick their pecker in.

September 06, 2006

slasher said:

Its why circumcision was invented, so they could clean the shit of their pricks.
September 06, 2006

And as XenoxNews long ago published said:

chopping off the foreskin protects you from AIDS
September 06, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

in a man's stink-hole?  Why butcher yourself, when all you gotta do is stop swishing your pencil in the mud-hole.  You know, most little kids learnt not to eat their boogers, not to eat dirt, and not to play with fecal matter.  o­nly with the sexually retarded kids some of these lessons never took, I guess.

For all you slow people out there just remember:  Pussy feels good and won't kill you; it's the hole that's attached to the lower part of the trunk that the titties are mounted o­n, surrounded by jucey sweaty puffy meat; and NOT the hole that stinks and is hidden between two slabs of fat. And, if the trunk ain't got titties, don't even bother looking for the sweaty puffy meat-hole - all you apt to find is just a nasty old stink-hole.

Now, cain't you God-damned retards learnt this!!!
September 07, 2006

Disinterested Observer said:

Oh Ricky dont blame the hole!

Blame the thing you put in the hole. It is a flesh covered tube of Satan; not fit for any orifice.

I stuck a straw down mine and sucked all it's goodness out.

I couldn't walk the next day.

Remember it aint the hole; it's the thing you put in.
September 07, 2006

Yentl said:

If only Steve Irwin has been wearing sun screen, it might have saved him from the rays!
September 09, 2006

Chato said:

Yentl, if you haven't been circumcised yet, Chato might do it cheap.
You know that was an awful pun. But I suppose it's OK, being in such bad taste.
September 09, 2006

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