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Should a God who doesn't know it all still be worshipped?
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Chato said:

You will worship any god or God at your

own peril. Any god/God worth its salt

would know the whole of creation, since

he/she/it did the Creation.

Personally I won't trust any god that

would populate a nice place like Earth

with the pack of fuckwits and monsters

I see swarming on it now.

But a god that does not know is innocent,

and cannot be blamed, but who needs it?

I will give a hint:

See if you can tell a real God from an

imaginary God.
August 18, 2005

Anonymous said:

Foolish Man!

What doth man know? Nothing! He is to God what a worm is to him, except a worm knows better than to question his Lord and Master!

All Man's knowledge is a pile of shit hidden behind the back shed.

Lord Cthulu strike them blind and pierce their genitals with flaming arrows; deliver their bodies to the House of Lamentation where they will shrivel naked before your omnipotence!
August 18, 2005

Chato said:

(Shit! The squidly one.)

Lord Cthulu, I am not worthy!

How could one dare to question your

prior claim to all Godly magnificence!

Please allow me to grovel in your slime.

(like a John Howard voter)
August 18, 2005

Anonymous said:

My god is cuddly and warm.

I can speak to it any time...it will always answer my prayers!

They put it on the cross and still they couldn't kill him.

Oh LordyLordyLordy Jesus baste my pecker in fine wine and give me ye olde women of old...Rachel and that whore Jezebel.

I stagger eyeless in Gaza looking for the Jewish prick now...
August 20, 2005

Chato said:

What would happen to the wine after

Jesus uses it to baste your pecker?
August 21, 2005

misha said:

If s/he/it ever turns up, I'll drop you a line (She-it! get it, get it, do you get it?)
August 22, 2005

Chato said:

Take it easy!

(I think you are hyperventilating)

I'm sure he got it.
August 23, 2005

Drunk and a cubt said:

Jesus blood never failed me
December 02, 2011

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