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Home Life and Style Ethical Conundrums Gonna Get Some Fred Phelps in y'all....

Gonna Get Some Fred Phelps in y'all....

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Let's bow our heads and head the words of our Westboro Baptist Preacher

“My word hath no place in you...ye cannot hear my word." John chapter 8 contains some golden nuggets of truth, straight from the lips of our Lord Jesus Christ. First, He spent the night in prayer on the Mount of Olives. Then verse 2 says: “And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.” (Jn. 8:2) And then, 59 verses later – after a lengthy discourse containing some of the most gloriousteaching ever heard this sick earth – those miserable Jews took up stones to kill Him. The discourse ended like this: – (see if I have misrepresented this event) – to wit:“Your father Abraham rejoiced to see my day; and he saw it, and was glad. THEN SAID THE JEWS unto him, Thou art not yet fifty years old,and hast thou seen Abraham? Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, Isay unto you, Before Abraham was, I am. THEN TOOK THEY UPSTONES TO CAST AT HIM: but Jesus hid himself, and went out of the temple, going through the midst of them, and so passed by.”(Jn. 8:56-59) These murderous Jews were heavy on the mind of Jesus, as he preached. Many Jews repented, and believed in the Lord Jesus Christ. The others wanted to kill Jesus on the spot. Some Jew named Ruthie called in to a radio program I was on last Thursday and said that I hated Jews and that I therefore was anti-Semitic. I do not hate Jews – but I say that Jews must come to Jesus Christ for salvation on the same terms and conditions as anybody else. You won’t get a freepass because you are a Jew. And you won’t intimidate me by calling me names – anti-Semitic or anything else. Listen to these words from John 8:30-32 to wit: “As he spake these words, MANY believed on him. Then said JesusTO THOSE JEWS which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed; And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.” (Jn. 8:30-32) A golden nugget of truth from the lips of our Savior. But a Jew like Ruthie, who called in to talk to me on the radio program, is – spiritually – as blind as a bat, and she needs to be preached to, held over the flames of Hell, preached to hard, – or there is no hope at all that Ruthie the Jew can go to Heaven when she dies. She wanted to read to me from Gen. 1:27; and when she had done so, she made the argument that it was proof from the Bible that sodomy was OK, that it’s OK to be gay. Beloved, this may be the silliest bit of Bible exegesis – or Bible commentary –ever given. Here is Gen. 1:27, that Ruthie the Jew read on the radio; to wit: “So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.” Ruthie the Jew said that that verse proves it’s OK to be gay, – in full demonstration of the fact that God Almighty has stricken the Christ- rejecting Jews with His judicial blindness, as it is written in Romans 11: 7-10; to wit: Sunday, January 27, 2008 page 2 Sermon Outline“What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but THE ELECTION hath obtained it, and THE REST WERE BLINDED (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber,eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear;) unto this day. And David saith, – (in fervent prayer to God) – Let their table be made a snare, and a trap, and a stumbling block, and are compence unto them: Let their eyes be darkened, that they may not see, and bow down their back alway.” (Rom. 11:7-10)These are strong, so-called imprecatory prayers – (“imprecatory” means to pray for God to bring evil things upon a person; a curse) – these verses in Romans are prayers of David –imprecatory prayers – but very acceptable to God, – (who answered those prayers by striking unbelieving Jews with judicial blindness to this day) – and that kind of praying was also acceptable to Paul the Jew, who chooses to quote from – (and adopt as his own) – David’s imprecatory prayers. I say, my conversation with Ruthie the Jew, perfectly illustrates this passage of Scripture. And I, as a minister of Christ, refuse to walk gingerly around Jews like walking on egg shells, lest somebody would yell, ANTI-SEMITE! Speaking directly to the Jews of His day, our Lord Jesus Christ was very uncompromising –(Jesus was a straight, plain, hard, no-nonsense preacher – not a kissy-pooh preacher); and very straight-forward; to wit: “Then said Jesus again unto them, I go my way, and ye shall seekme, and shall die in your sins: whither I go, ye cannot come.” Jn. 8:21 Then said THE JEWS, Will he kill himself? – (this is a typical, frivolous, blinded Jew response) – because he saith, Whither I go, ye cannot come. (Listen up, you blind Jew bastards who will not receive the chastening of the Lord, and who therefore are bastards, not sons. That’s what God called you, and put it in the Bible for me to preach to you. Heb. 12:8).“But if ye be without chastisement, where of all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.” (Heb. 12:8)Listen up, you blind Jew dummies, “Whither I go ye cannot come”, means I am going to Heaven, and you cannot go to Heaven. You are going to Hell. Deal with it.“And he said unto them, Ye are from beneath (doomed earthdwellers);I am from above: ye are of this world (this doomed, soon-tobe-destroyed-with-fire world, – make no mistake); I am not of this world. I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins.”And so, following the example of my Savior, Captain, and Divine Pattern, I say unto Ruthie the Jew, that if you believe not that Jesus is the Christ, the Messiah, the Son of the Living God –you will die in your sins; and you will thereupon join Heath Ledger in Hell, where, throughout eternity, you two can swap fairy tales like saying that Gen. 1:27 proves it’s OK to be gay, and like making the movie “Brokeback Mountain” was just fine with God. Sunday, January 27, 2008 page 3 Sermon Outline Moreover, we learn from the words of Christ Himself that the experience WBC is having with exposing the evils of the movie “Brokeback Mountain”, as well as exposing the eternal destiny of Heath Ledger as being torment in the Lake of Fire and Brimstone, the fires of Hell – excites murderous rage throughout the world. Since we announced that we would picket the funeral of Heath Ledger, we have been inundated by literally thousands of murderous phone calls and email – from around the world – literally – from around the world. Hear again the words of Christ:“If ye were Abraham’s children, ye would do the works of Abraham.But now ye seek to KILL ME, a man that hath told you the truth, which I have heard of God: this did not Abraham. Ye do the deeds of your father.” (Jn. 8:39-41) These fags disagree with WBC (and with the Bible); but nothing will satisfy them short of murder, if that’s what it takes to silence the publication of Gospel truth. This fact is repeatedly stated by the Lord Jesus; to wit: “I know that ye are Abraham’s seed, but ye seek to kill me,because my word hath no place in you.” Jn. 8:37. This doctrine is just SO precious. The doctrine infuriates the non-Elect to the point of murdering the Elect. The doctrine appears to be that God has planted His word in the heart of each of His Elect; but not in the hearts of the non-Elect. And so it is, that when the Elect hear the Word of God preached, a responsive chord is struck, such that the heart of the sheep resonates with that of the Shepherd. Thus the Elect have no inclination to kick against the pricks; but to the contrary; his heart sings with the throb of 1,000 “Amens.” With the non-elect, the exact opposite occurs. Super-active hate and vicious, murderous enmityarise at the preaching of the Gospel; to wit: “And I will put enmity between thee and thewoman, and between thy seed and her seed.” Gen. 3:15. There it is. And we require no further evidence as to the cause of all this bloody, murderous hatred that we must face and deal with every day. In the infinite wisdom of God it is so, and we would have it no other way.Plain and simple is His word to us: “Even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.” Lk.10:21. Beloved, we are dealing every day with people who are Bible dumb, dumb, dumb. Including these clowns calling themselves “reverend,” “doctor of divinity,” and “rabbi.” Bible dumb, dumb, dumb. Why? Well, the Lord Jesus answered that question, following a rhetoricalquestion of His own; to wit: “Why do ye not understand my speech? EVEN BECAUSE YE CANNOT HEAR MY WORD.” What little bit of Gospel you pick up by accident, Satan – who is your father – immediately snatches away; to wit: “And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh IMMEDIATELY, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts.” Mk. 4:15.____________________________________________________________

Lord, I feel cleansed!!! & I hope y'all do to, praise God.
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Jesus Christ said:

If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple.
April 09, 2008

LordyLordyLordy said:

well i'd like to follow your words Jesus, but your adherents can't format their articles properly!

April 09, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

And, as far as formating goes - I did it better than it done showed up. Satan lives in cyberspace and is screwin up my message!
April 09, 2008

John Baptist said:

Wanderin in the frikkin desert all those years... couldnt get no root nowheres, got the brill idea of CON-verting sinners to my bed... hey, thats one party trick that still works, come on up suckers, and i'll anoint thee with my swagger stick begod!
April 09, 2008

Herr Fucknuckle said:

Did Jesus fuck? Supposedly his mum didn't. What about his old man? And what about that whore he hung round with, and all dem disciples and whatnot. Did they ever get a root? Suffer knobache?

all these questions...it is enough to give me the horn.

In fact...

I'll be back in a few mins.

Yours in hardness&purpleness,
Hairy Fudgeknuckle
April 10, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

The Lord had no need nor desire to fornicate. His purpose was to save humanity from the the Devil and from Sin. Scrump'n Israelites wasn't no nevermind for Jesus.
April 10, 2008

Gentle_Tenant said:

Listen good, you hillbilly arse-fondling tards. There was no Jesus who had no need nor desire to fornicate. This is a kiddie fairytale to keep the inbred tard children pacified while mummy and daddy go and screw with pigs, down in the mud out the back. I do note that in that children's fairytale bible, the Jesus character had no time for landlords or hillbilly tards.
April 10, 2008

Morris Borenstein said:

April 11, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Landlords originated in Europe. Back then, Semites and Europeans didn't mix none. Europe had all the good land, and not even the sand-niggers could rent out that piss-poor dried-up-as-an-old-granny-cunt sand desert.
April 11, 2008

Editor said:

Fucked if I know Morris. Why dont you try again.
April 11, 2008

Cynical observer said:

The latest on Jesus: There was no biblical Jesus. Sorry about that, but you cross wavers may be able to transfer your accounts to some baby-sacrificing cult instead.
April 12, 2008

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