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Home Life and Style Ethical Conundrums Is it illegal to ejaculate onto your ballot sheet?

Is it illegal to ejaculate onto your ballot sheet?

Thursday, 18 October 2007 11:59 Herr Fucknuckle
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And if not, will your vote still count?

These are the questions that need to be answered...

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Lusty Les said:

herr Fudgeknuckle you have inspired me.

Nov 24 I am taking a stick magazine into the voting booth and I am going to vote Family First... all over the fucking ballot sheet!

That fucking senate ticket is so huge I could blow on it and wipe my arse with it, and there would still be room to vote for the Christian fuckwits.
October 20, 2007

Unregistered said:

This is sure to encourage a internet based voting system. Go for it! This must be why the Swiss have decided to this route.
October 21, 2007

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