Ethics; that is what the reading public demands of you!
Are all your lies the mere concoctions of the fevered mind of a Canberra bureaucrat???
Wasn't it Churchill who said:
"To win the war you must live a little, love a little, and lie a lot"?
Your motto perhaps. Raisin D'aitre? I know what lies beneath, worms thick and gooey, waiting for your putrescence. Your tales fly off into the ether, deliberate misinterpretations of daily events. It is more than spin; it is an outrageous attempt to bend reality to your sinister whim.
Is it that you desire more war? More pulp for the grindstone? Grist for the mill?
I traced a line thru all your nonsense and came to the conclusion that it was I that spilt the milk...
All over your sweet belly.
Sir Jack Alott
ps Please more Pirate Porn.