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Home Life and Style Ethical Conundrums XENOXNEWS ANSWERS ETHICAL QUESTIONS


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1. When is it right to kill the occupier?

Answer: I don't know. Ask Patriot maybe.

2. My Missus came home last night smelling of mushrooms. Had she been eating dick?

Answer: What the fuck! You mean tha bitch had a husband!
3. I am ashamed to admit I support the dear leader in public. Should I tell my friends I voted for 70 year old Aussie PM Howard?

Answer: Sure, tell them. Most likely they did as well but that won't stop them whinging about the 'guvvernment' and 'lying politicians'.

4. I was in the shower just now having a wank and my dick started bleeding. Should I tell my mum?

Answer: I leave that one to our readership.

5.. I staggered out the backdoor last night and flopped down on the grass. Crazy thoughts filled my mind; what if I am divine? What if I am truly god? I got up and strutted like a new born cock 'o' roost. It must be true, right?

Answer: For me this question does define the new millennium; am I god and how will our society accommodate this? I have no answer. Keep falling down perhaps.

Comments (2)add comment

Anonymous said:

Cant you put a bandaid on it?
June 12, 2005

Loony Les said:

Maybe it was too small for one?
April 21, 2011

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