i have stories. many stories.
I am not alone in living a lie. Like everyone else secret tales abound behind my eyes.
I would love to tell them all to you... for a shekel or two... or the impression that i wish to make...
The hardest thing in this life is to keep your mouth shut. So instead I will feed you lies.
Don't believe a word i said. I don't believe a word I hear; except the ones of praise, love, or courage.
The birds fly, the dust crawls, my heart beats until death arrives. Then silence will be my only reward.
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Standing Tall and Proud
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I stand here and unburden my heart... 1. Yes, I did take the cookies from the cookie jar 2. Yes that was my semen stain on your pillow 3. Yes I did pee into the fishbowl when i was drunk one night 4 Yes I did look at nudey pics of large German men at work These are only the weaknesses of your average man. |
Ricardovitz
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Confession is fer Catholics. I reckon they need lots of confession, cuz they is big sinners. Good folks dern't need ta confess nothin. Tain't nothing to confess if'n you stay clear from drugs, drink 'n filthy whores. Catholics tain't nothin but a bunch of drunk heathens. Even thar priests is nothin but drunks and kiddy diddlers. Satan done took thar Catholic Religion over a thousand and some years ago. Been rulin 'em ever since. |
Fr Paddy McShane
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Listen here you big Shitovitz I'll come and give you a good clip over the ears if you keep bad mouthing the one true Chruch. |
Lonely Nobody
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That was what the internet was made for. for confessing your secrets. They will be hid amongst everyone elses and then never found... |
Ricardovitz
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Mr. McShane, now you listen here - you ain't gonna touch no Christian man - cuz ifn' you do you's gonna burn in the fiery deapth of hell. Drunks 'n fornicatin kiddy diddlers - that's all you Catholicks is any good fer. Best thang all you fornicatin, kiddy molestin priests can do is suck on a 12 gauge 2-tube loaded with tripple-naught buckshot, whilst pullin thar trigger with yer big toe. Y'all is goin to Hell anyway - blowin yer brains out jest git you thar quicker. We dern't let no fake-Christian Catholics nowhere near Rabun, Habersham, White, er Towns counties. Y'all Catholics 'n Jews (same devil-worshipin thang) stay down thar in Fulton County. My boys in Forsyth County tain't lettin you folks git no ferther north than that thar Fulton cese-pool y'all waller in. |
Fr Paddy McShane
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Oh you talk right gob-shite Mr Ricardovitz. With our holy saints we will be watching from heaven as you Lutherin heretics burn in the flames of hell. Time to repent now you protestant dog and worship the immaculateness of our pope and the glory of the Roman Church; the only true church of christ our savour. Now go and get me a drink you lying son-of-bitch dixielander. |
Ricardovitz
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You tell me this, Catholic boy: 1. Way back yonder yer Pope done killed Christians fer havin thar own bible - Why's that? CUZ HE'S A DEVIL-WHORE! 2. What Religion put a Hitler Youth as thar Pope-in-Chief? Catholic. Why's that? CUZ HE'S A DEVIL-WHORE! 3. What Religion make thar follerers pray to thar Pope and forbade them from prayin to thar one true Lord? Catholic. Why's that? CUZ CATHOLICS AND CATHOLIC POPES IS DEVIL-WHORES!!! 4. What Religion do homosexual queers git ta be church leaders, 'n git thar Pope's blessin fer yankin on 'lill boy's private parts? Catholic. Why's that? CUZ CATHOLIC = SATANISM. Catholics is the Anti-Christ - thar "church" dern't let folks read the Bible, pray directly to thar Lord 'n is run by a bunch of sicko-boy-fornicatin-queers. Burn, you Pope-lovin, evil, kiddy-diddlin, God-hatin, Bible-pervertin, Catholic swine!!! |
Fr Paddy McShane
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Been didling your sister too long there ricardovitz? Your brain has turned to mush. Ours is the one true church; founded by peter the rock our lord built his church on. And it is from Peter that our Popes have sprung; Heaven sent and always fighting to protect the one true Church from heathens such as yourself you hillbilly sister diddler. Remember Ricardovitz we are not pacificist; we fight for our faith and will not stand for your ill gotten words. Our saints are like the shining stars and they shine on you, you ignorant fool from the backwoods of kentucky or whatever swamp you crawled from. When you are roasting in the flames of hell your devilish words will return to haunt you. Only if you repent now and bow down to the church of Rome will your miserable soul be saved. Now where is my drink you snivelling cow dung? |
Ricardovitz
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McShane, you dern't know nothin! Go back ta Pope-school 'n learn yerself ta git over yer mental tardation that yer liquor-drinkin momma set apon you. |
Fr Paddy McShane
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Why you are surely a gormless idiot Ricardoshitz. I assume your mother mated with her brother to make the likes of you. You mouth off from the good book but fail to realise that it is only Good News Gospel because of St Peter, the rock that built the only church our lord and saviour recognises; the one and true Catholic Church of Rome. You can mumble like a moonshine addled clown but none of your bluster can hide the fact that you WILL burn in hell for not confessing your sins to God's Church. The blood of christ has washed our bascillas and our Saints are stars in the eyes of God. Confess your sins you inbreed mongrel Ricardovitz and bow down to the one true Church of God. Now get you wee little weener out of sister and get me that drink. |
Ricardovitz
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I ain't got no problem with Peter thar Fisherman. He wern't no Catholic, dummy - Peter be dead fer 300 years 'fore thar be any Catholic. You Catholics done took Jesus and his boys 'n with thar pen of Satan re-wrote God's word ta be Satan's word. Now, Catholic devil, go learn yer Bible, cuz yer Pope done filled yer brain with rotten corn-pone. |
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