Xenox News

The Cardinals have made their decision on the new Pope and it seems they have picked the German, Cardinal Ratzinger. He has many urgent tasks, but none more urgent than clarifying where the Catholic Church stands on the total re-unification of his homeland. Of course the previous Pope, the Pole John Paul 2, was hopelessly conflicted when it came to the question of returning East Prussia back to the Fatherland. But we hope that Pope Benedict XVI will turn all of his intellect on to this vital question, and led the charge for the return of all German lands back to Germany.

The pious people of Sudentland, Danzig, Silesia, Pomerania, and all other "occupied" territories are relying on you Pope Benedict to let them be part of their homeland again!