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Home Sport Football Ben Cousins: Guilty or Not Guilty?

Ben Cousins: Guilty or Not Guilty?

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He had his shirt off...

It is a sure sign that he must have been smoking meth.

However...

Isn’t all still conjecture? Are you allowed to be sacked before you have been convicted?
I mean, whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

Send him to Collingwood. I reckon that is a solution that will keep most happy.
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Horatio_Felatio said:

Valium is very useful to carry o­n a person. Especially if there is a crisis.
October 18, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

Participating in a wussy-girl sport. I'm all ok with you people playing Rugby, but succer is a queer's sport.
October 18, 2007

Big Nick said:

The number o­ne football in our country is Australian Rules Football.

We don't use padding and helmets like your fag boys sir:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-BOzQwj4fSE

O­nly when our boys are ready for the old people's home do they trial for US football.

October 18, 2007

Cynical observer said:

The only possible use these football meatheads could be put to is cheap pet food or fertilizer.
October 18, 2007

Andrew Dementrio said:

Footy is very good for the economy.

Besides, all the louts would probably be kickin in your letter box and stalking your missus if they had too much time on their hands.

Football is good for society. It keeps the streets safe and the pie supply fresh.

Now bugger off and listen to some opera....now that is an entertainment that is good for the economy - not!
October 18, 2007

Cynical observer said:

I thought someone would try the silly "good for the economy" line. When you run out of ideas you try that old line. I hope everybody has worked out how parasitic sport really is. While Rome was getting overrun, the stupid roman citizens were watching their versions of sport. Morons!
Who wants to eat pies made out of old football drones anyway?
October 18, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

of a good old Southern Boy at the command of an American College Footbal coach, you don't need pads. American Football players wear pads because if they didn't they would kill each other after just 4 downs.

That's like saying Female Jello Wrestlers don't use pads. Face it, your country has been completely feminized. Why don't you just go ahead and cut off your own nuts and hand them over to John Howard.....You've already handed him your guns.

October 18, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

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A pretty tough lot there, boys!!!  Come o­n, don't any of you Ausies have any backbone?  Do you still know how to fight?  Is there any last o­ne of you that has the testicular fortitude to beat somebody into a bloody pulp just for kicks and giggles?

October 18, 2007

Ron said:

They're all cunts out there!
October 18, 2007

Robbie Muir said:

Real bravery - just like watching chicken shit boxing with helmets.

Look mum no padding! But that is too dangerous dear - hear - put these matresses o­n so you dont hurt yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVKG4QTMWDM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPLWsDJ9EyY
October 18, 2007

Grgory Corsar said:

Yeah those american footballers are real heavy weights!


October 18, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

But, at least they still have their testicals.
October 18, 2007

Unregistered said:

That's not his testicles!
October 18, 2007

Toss Boy said:

Cant dispute Ricardovitz on this one. One would imagine he would have first hand evidence.
October 19, 2007

Akshawudi said:

Good writing, beautiful pictures, wow Ben we will always support you!
December 27, 2010

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