Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive?
A. His personality.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q: You are trapped in a room with a crocodile, a tiger and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the Collingwood fan – twice!
I'm a monkey!
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A Collingwood is like a pestilence. It reeks and has a filthy stench. Mindless drones embrace it en masse, like dumb thirsty cows running to a dam full of contaminated water. The Collingwood = The Filth |
Loyal servant of The Grand Order of Maggies
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We're bigger than the Toon army...We are the mighty Aussie Magpies! All others gaze on us and despair... We are mighty and strong! The rest are useless, damned never to win |
Berty North
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A Collingwood Girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says: "I'll take the red one." The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher." |
Loyal servant of The Grand Order of Maggies
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Saints fan walks into a crowded bar and looks around for a fellow supporter. But has to leave cause there is none. Ahhh... the life of a football minnow supporter... |
Collywobbler
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The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the fear of the courageless crew The minnow would not have been lost, the minnow would not have been lost.  R.I.P. Collingwood |
Loyal servant of The Grand Order of Maggies
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The problem with the minnows is that they never take their chances... And it is always a long, long, LONG time between them... Carn the Pies! |
Dover
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Two men of Jewish faith walked into the Collingwood membership office and ask to buy season tickets. The lady behind the counter asks, "Are you circumcised?" The gentlemen reply "Yes, of course!" To which she replies, "I'm sorry gentlemen, but you have to be a complete dick to be a Collingwood supporter.” |
Loyal servant of The Grand Order of Maggies
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Oh the shit upon your faces come Saturday afternoon will be a lovely sight to behold ;) |
